𝙗𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙮 𝙙𝙤𝙜𝙨 - 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 + 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬

~ chatfic #2

yk what I'm gonna make more lmao- ANYWAYZ-

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ˏˋ°•*⁀➷˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 𝐭𝐨 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : I will ignore you so hard you will start doubting your existence.

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : I already am.

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : Doubting or Existing?

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : Both.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ˏˋ°•*⁀➷˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

Stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to get out of this place.

- 𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐚 𝐭𝐨 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ˏˋ°•*⁀➷˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : I love my suicudal personality.

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : Too bad you don't get to photoshop your ugly personality.

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𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : Chuuya, marry m-

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : See that door right there? I want you on the other side of it now.

𝐀𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : *pulls Dazai by his collar and kisses him*

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ˏˋ°•*⁀➷˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : Your face makes onions cry.

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : Your face makes my ass water.

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : ...

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𝐅𝐲𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐫 : Someone entitled to act stupid once in a while, but you really abused the privilege.

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : Sounds more like you.

𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐚 : Sounds most like the both of you.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ˏˋ°•*⁀➷˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : *running away after stalking Chuuya*

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : Hey.

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : Yes?
*Acts like he knew nothing*

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : I am here to return your nose. I found it in my business.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ˏˋ°•*⁀➷˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : Talking about every single shit that happened when Chuuya and him were 15.

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 : Good story. But in what chapter do you shut your god damn mouth?

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : My chapters never end.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ˏˋ°•*⁀➷˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐚 : You're like a cloud. When you disappear, it's a beautiful day.

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 :

𝐊𝐨𝐮𝐲𝐨𝐮 : PFFFTT-

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ˏˋ°•*⁀➷˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 *𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤* : Kiss me, Dazai.

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 : *takes advantage*