𝙗𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙮 𝙙𝙤𝙜𝙨 - 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 + 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬

- ❝ Chuuya's apartment gets DESTROYED ❞

(contains a little fluffff)

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"I'm finally home, away from those motherfuckers," Chuuya sighed as he unlocked his apartment door. The house was pretty simple, besides having the aroma of different types of wine lingering around the house. When he stepped in his house, he then redrew his foot. He heard footsteps and really, really soft giggling noises. He tilted his head down, looking at the floor. Then slowly turning his head slightly to take a peek behind him.

Nothing.

"Maybe I'm just imagining things," Chuuya convinced himself as he stepped into his house. However, he felt that something was still amiss. Before he entered the house, he saw a strap of bandage on the floor. He immediately knew who that belonged to.

𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒅𝒂𝒛𝒂𝒊 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒆 𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒆, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒔 𝒊𝒕 𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒂 𝒃𝒍𝒖𝒇𝒇 𝒕𝒐 𝒑𝒖𝒕 𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒑 𝒐𝒇 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒐𝒏 𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒓?
Chuuya thought to himself before sitting on his couch.

Minutes passed, he felt so strange. He felt like someone was staring at him. He could not take it anymore and kicked open his door, screaming, "LEAVE."

The rustling of the bushes were heard. Then, a brown head popped out from one of the bushes.

"DAZAI?!" Chuuya gasped in anger.

"HELLO!" Dazai exclaimed.

"Idiot, I already predicted that it was you that has been stalking me." Chuuya hollowed, closing his eyes with his arms folded.

"Only me?" Dazai questioned.

"What do you mean 'only me?' ?" Chuuya asked, confused.

Soon, a bunch of people appeared.

"What the fuc-" Chuuya was interrupted when Dazai slid his index finger in his mouth to gag him.

"nnhg- *cough cough* what was that for?" Chuuya choked.

"To shut up. Now let's go." Dazai insisted as he stepped into Chuuya's house. Subsequently, everyone followed.

"Oh, fuck. Sayonara, my house." He sighed again as he walked into his house, sliding his hands into his pockets.

"EH THE TV IS ON YESS." Someone yelled in elation.

WRECK.

Another one wrecked the TV with a wine bottle.

"guys I found books of... wait pictures of Dazai?" One of them said, waving the book in the air.

"OMG LEMME SEE!"
"ME TOO!"

Everyone was intruding Chuuya's privacy but he did not care. This ship had been going on for years, it is already obvious that they're gay anyways.

Meanwhile Atsushi and Akutagawa...

"Oh shit-" Atsushi bent down and looked at a glass cup, shattered.

"I'm totally not involved in this," Akutagawa said.

"What do you mean? You tickled me with Rashoumon!" Atsushi whispered while pointing at the shattered mess.

"Eh, I dunno," Akutagawa shrugged.

"What's wrong?" Dazai entered the room, upon hearing suspicious whispers.

"How did you even hear us?" Atsushi asked.