𝙗𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙮 𝙙𝙤𝙜𝙨 - 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 + 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬

skk chatfic (minor smut)

heyoo im back after like 5 months 💀 my end of year exams just ended soooooo im gonna continue writing some nonsense in this book

ok lets start hh

dazai : bro?????????

chuuya : *drunk* dazai~~

(bye bro what the fuck i forgot how to write wait gimme a while)

dazai : oh god youre so sexy when youre drunk chuuya~

chuuya : i know

(💀)

dazai pulls chuuya to a couch and sat him down, crawling above him

dazai : one question...

chuuya : say~

dazai : can i

chuuya : yes~

dazai : can i taste your underwear

chuuya : ............

dazai : can i-

chuuya : no

dazai : IDC BRO

*rips open chuuyas trousers*

chuuya : DUDE IM

dazai : NAHHH WAIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE DRUNK

chuuya : *forgets* oh

dazai : ...

chuuya : ...

dazai : what you trynna fake 💀💀

chuuya : i-it was a joke

dazai : im sure you wanted me to do stuff to you while youre drunk

chuuya : NO??? I SAID IT WAS A J-

dazai, leaning closer to chuuyas face : you sure?

chuuya : y-yeah!!!!!!!!!*@&£&×&£&#&£&

dazai : LMAO too bad you cant escape now

chuuya : huh

dazai : youve fooled me 😩😩 now ill double the punishment

chuuya : WAIT

dazai : yes?~~

dazai slid a finger under chuuyas juicy underwear and started pulling it down s l o w l y

chuuya : what the fuck are you doi-

dazai : you know smth called punishment
like the normal ones
yeah n o r m a l

chuuya : you serious? you call this NORMAL? bitch GET OFF ME!

dazai : oh ho ho not so fast

dazai pinned chuuya to the ground grinding his knee against chuuyas DICKCKCKCKCK

chuuya : ngh-

(sorry mb)

dazai : bros already heated

chuuya : SINCE WHEN

dazai : nah bruh i wanna fuck u

like actually

chuuya : FUCK OFF

dazai : cmon~~~~~ i know you want it~~~~~~~~

chuuya : look can we just at least do it somewhere else not in the middle of the fucking living room

dazai pulled in for a kiss cuz he was thirsty

bye wtf

chuuya, ofc a small petite motherfucker couldnt fight back cuz dazai was hitting his weak spo-

dazai : ohhh boi this 'bout to get real fruity

chuuya was just covering his mouth with his hands to avoid making weird noises uwuwuw

dazai : oh you wanna play silence? ill see how far you can go~~~~~~~~~~~~~\

chuuya : d-dazai.. mmh- ngh-

dazai : yes my little orange goblin

(KILL ME PLS BRO WHTA)

dazai : calm down its gonna feel grrreeeaaatt

dazai wrapped his arms around chuuyas body on the living room's carpet (STILL) and stuck his face beside chuuyas neck

chuuya : *his warm breath makes me feel some sort of way.... NONONO WHAT AM I THINKI- NAAAUR seriously?? him?????? no fucking way*

dazai smirked at the sight of chuuya shaking his head while blushing so hard he looked likd he 'bout to die of blood loss

dazai mingled his fingers through chuuya's and started grinding harder-

chuuya felt unbearable cuz it felt so good FRR (then take yo hands off yo mouth stupid)

dazai : ehehe you ready to lose this challenge? huh? can you hold on for any longer? chuuyaaa~

dazai grinded faster, just looking at chuuyas flustered face turns him on...

chuuya lifted his head trying to hold it in but dazai had no mercy on him

chuuya : dazai.... i- ngh- I've got work t-to do.. ah--

dazai : which one would you rather~

chuuya : ah- fuck! ngh~

dazai : looks like ive found it

the

pace

quickened

😻😻

"mhh- ah! ah- ngh~~ ah!~ d-dazai wa-wait- ah!"

(STFU IM GETTING CANCELLED)

dazai grabbed chuuyas right hand and squeezed it cuz idk

finally,,, chuuya gave in trying to cover his mouth and became a mo@ning mess LOL

dazai : aww, my chuuya gave up, poor baby

chuuya : happy now? jeez

dazai : fine fine,,

dazai got up straightening his shirt (like how he straightened his sexuality suddenly) and carried chuuya to his room

chuuya : LET ME DOWN

dazai : why should i

chuuya : DAZAI OSAMU im telling you to let me down

dazai : you can call me by my first name~ we're married~

chuuya : PLEASE IM

dazai : 😈

*closes door and locks it*

pretend youre imagining smth going on in there you can think of anything u want cuz yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

im wildin

bye nerds