Today on the Middle-earth Calendar: Yr: 3019 -
1. The Bridge of Khazad-dûm, and the fall of Gandalf.
2. The Company reaches Nimrodel late at night.
Video of the Day: How The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Should've Ended.
Quote of the Day: "I would rather spend one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone." - Arwen
Word of the Day: ëar (Quenya), meaning 'sea'.
Question of the Day: Who did Morgoth team up with to destroy the Two Trees and steal the Silmarils?
Answer to Yesterday's Question: A flower and a fruit from the Two Trees of Valinor.
Today's Topic: Thranduil Thursday
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*curtains comes up*
Thranduil: Welcome to...
*drum roll*
Thranduil: ...THRANDUIL THURSDAY!
Audience: *cheers*
Thranduil Fangirls: *hyperventilate*
Thranduil: It's the show that's all about ME. *points to himself*
Legolas: *runs in* And me!
Thranduil: Yes, my darling Leggy.
Legolas: Please don't ever call me that on live TV...
Thranduil: Thanks for all your questions and rumours, my fabulous peasants! First off, let's start with the rumours! Legolas will read out your comments.
Legolas: Okay, so Doctor_Space says that she heard a rumour that Tarwa was kissing dwarves behind lockers!
Audience: Ooooooooh!
Tarwa: *appears out of nowhere* WHAT?!
Thranduil: *screams like a girl and hides behind a chair* Tarwa, what are you doing here?!
Tarwa: You really think I would let you film a show without adult supervision?
Legolas: I'm here, I can supervise him.
Tarwa: *raises eyebrow* You?
Legolas: Okay... *slinks into corner*
Thranduil: Yeah, well ... well, you've been kissing dwarves behind lockers!
Tarwa: *pulls out a chainsaw* You want to say that one more time?
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
This program has been interrupted due to technical difficulties.
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