Today on the Middle-earth Calendar: -
Video of the Day: Lord of the Rings Honest Trailer
Quote of the Day: "Many who live deserve death, and many who die deserve life. Can you give it to them?" - Gandalf
Word of the Day: Falas, meaning 'beach'.
Question of the Day: What was the relationship between Déagol and Sméagol?
Answer to Yesterday's Question: Sam is my favourite character (with Pippin in a close second)! :D He IS the true hero of the story after all (sorry Frodo).
Today's Topic: Ask Arda | Episode Two
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Luthien2018 | 60 points
BJKaplan | 50 points
Gallifreyanhobbit | 20 points
BilboRoth | 20 points
AryaMiriel | 15 points
AbbyFantacyLover | 10 points
-Spark | 10 points
WillTreatyRA | 10 points
legolasxelisabeth | 5 points
jordieblob16 | 5 points
JuliaAntoinette | 5 points
Random_Elf | 5 points
TheWarlock2101 | 5 points
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*curtains come up*
Tarwa: Welcome to Ask Arda: the show where we answer your questions every Tuesday!
Audience: *cheers*
Tarwa: Please put your hands together for our guests: Merry and Pippin!
Merry and Pippin: *run in*
Tarwa: *mutters to herself* This is gonna be a loooooong night...
Pippin: *whispering to Tarwa* I know right? Merry is so annoying!
Tarwa: *raises eyebrow at him*
Pippin: What?
Tarwa: Well, we better get started! Okay, the first question is from WillTreatyRA, and she asks: "Merry and Pippin: can I come over and have dinner with you in the Green Dragon?".
Pippin: Heck yeah!
Merry: That sounds like SOOOO much fun!
Tarwa: I'll let you guys plan that later, but for now, HarmonyOwl asks: "Merry and Pippin, are your pranks planned or do you make them up as you go?".
Merry: Both.
Pippin: Yup! For example, I knew I was going to crack this egg on Tarwa's head... *cracks egg on her head*
Tarwa: What the-?!
Merry: ...but I didn't know I was going to throw this confetti on her until, like, three seconds ago! *throws confetti on her*
Tarwa: Are you kidding-?!
Pippin: And I knew that she was going to be mad...
Tarwa: *is just about ready to explode*
Merry: ...but I didn't know I was going to throw Gollum on her! *throws Gollum on her*
Gollum: SISTER! *hugs Tarwa*
Tarwa: Ewwww!
Merry and Pippin: *laugh their heads off*
Tarwa: Juuuuust perfect. *rips Gollum off of her and throws him into the audience*
Gollum: Wheeeee!
Audience: *screams*
Tarwa: I seriously don't know how I put up with you.
Pippin: Me neither!
Tarwa: Right, well Gallifreyanhobbit asks: "Merry and Pip, what do you think about Meriagrin?".
Merry: We're just about done with it. We hate it.
Pippin: Wait, what's that again?
Merry: You're kidding me, right? I seriously have to explain it ALL over again?
Audience: PEOPLE SHIP YOU TWO!
Pippin: *throws up*
Tarwa: That's something you don't see everyday... *shudders* Okay, she also asks: "Merry, tell your wife to tell her brother to marry me!".
Merry: My ... wife?
Tarwa: Well, your future wife Estella.
Merry: Ohh... *blushes and stutters* You know, I don't think she even likes me. I mean-
Pippin: Fine, I'll tell her. ESTELLA!!!
Estella: *walks in like an angel*
Merry: *drooling*
Estella: Yes, Pippin?
Pippin: Tell your brother Fatty to marry Gallifreyanhobbit.
Estella: Umm ... okay? *walks out, confused*
Merry: *still in a daze*
Tarwa: She also says: "Pippin, TAKE ME TO GONDOR!".
Pippin: SURE! We can first stop off at the Green Dragon, then we can go to Gondor!
WillTreatyRA and Gallifreyanhobbit: YESSSS!
Pippin: WHO ELSE WANTS TO JOIN US?! LUNCH IS ON TARWA!
Audience: MEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Tarwa: WHAT?!
Merry: Comment what you'd do if you came with us!
Tarwa: I don't really think-
Pippin: ROAD TRIP!
Tarwa: Aye yai yai ... well, we better end this here!
Merry: We hope you enjoyed!
Pippin: MERRY CHRISTMAS! *throws confetti in the air*
Tarwa: And guess what? If you didn't know, these two write their very own book on Wattpad! It's called Only the Craziest. Make sure to check it out if you want more of Merry and Pippin!
Pippin: It gets really crazy.
Merry: Tell me about it...
Tarwa: Join us next time with or guests The Witch-King of Angmar and Nazgûl #2! Leave questions for them below!
Pippin: Until then, happy Fourth of July!
Merry: What calendar are you using?
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