Today on the Middle-earth Calendar: Yr. 3019 -
1. The Fellowship is attacked by Wargs in the early hours.
2. The Fellowship reaches the West-gate of Moria at nightfall.
3. Gollum begins to trail the Ring-bearer.
And happy birthday Orlando Bloom!
Video of the Day: LEGO Gollum's Karaoke [A/N: Aww, poor Gollum! XD]
Quote of the Day: "PO-TA-TOES!" - Sam
Word of the Day: Ainulindalë (Quenya), meaning 'the music of the Ainur'.
Question of the Day: Which of the Valar did Sauron once serve (not including Melkor)?
Answer to Yesterday's Question: Peter Woodthorpe.
Today's Topic: Ask Arda | Episode One
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*curtain comes up*
Tarwa: WELCOME TO ASK ARDA!
*audience cheers*
Tarwa: Welcome to our first episode of Ask Arda! We answer your Middle-earth questions every Tuesday! Today we have two very special guests: Thranduil and Legolas!
Thranduil: *walks in like a catwalk model*
Legolas: *trails behind*
Tarwa: So, guys, are you excited?
Thranduil: HECK YEAH!
Legolas: Uhhhhmmm, actually...
Thranduil: Yup, he's really excited too.
Legolas: -_-
Tarwa: Great! So, let's hop right into it. This first question is from EmilyMaurer, and she asks: "Can elves get a tan?".
Thranduil: Well of COURSE we can! How do you think I got this perfectness? *points to himself*
Docter_Space: *jumps onto the stage* Huh! As if. Just watch this. *pulls out phone and shows them an ad for Elf Spray-on Tan*
Ad: Elf Spray-on Tan! Doesn't make you look orange like with those poor hobbits, but fabulous!
Doctor_Space: You're welcome! *hops off stage*
Tarwa: *raises eyebrow at Thranduil*
Legolas: Yup, he uses spray-on tan. Elves don't tan.
Thranduil: I could get a tan if I wanted too. *sulks*
Tarwa: There, there Thrandy. Maybe this next question will cheer you up. Eluial asks: "Thranduil, have you ever plucked your eyebrows?".
Thranduil: Of course not! Why would I pluck my eyebrows when they're so fabulous already? *sassy hair flip*
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