365 Days of Middle-earth

21st of January

Today on the Middle-earth Calendar: (to be updated)

Video of the Day: Orlando Breaks His Rib And the Cast Make Fun of Him

Quote of the Day: "The Road goes ever on and on..." - Bilbo

Word of the Day: (to be updated)

Question of the Day: Which Elf Lord married the beautiful Melian?

Answer to Yesterday's Question: Yavanna.

Today's Topic: Thranduil Thursday | Episode Two

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*curtains come up*

Thranduil: 'Sup, my homies?!

Audience: *cheers*

Legolas: Welcome to--

Thranduil: THRANDUIL THURSDAY!

Legolas: We've got some fun questions to answer this week!

Thranduil: But first of all, the rumour of the week! Tarwa is here to read it out!

Tarwa: Okay, so this week's rumour is from Eluial: "I heard a rumor that Legolas has been cheating on a whole ton of elleths, dwelfs, dwobbits, elbits, elf-dwarf-hobbit-men, half-elves, human-dwarf-elf-hobbit-angel-dragon-people-from-this-earth, ect. Is this true?".

Legolas: ...um...

Thranduil: Well, Legolas? Is it true?

Legolas: I ... um ... yeah, I guess...

Audience: *gaaasp*

Tarwa: The poor human-dwarf-elf-hobbit-angel-dragon-people-from-this-earth!!!

Legolas: But it wasn't my fault! Those crazy obsessive fangirls forced me to be their boyfriend! I didn't want to, honest!

Thranduil: I feel your pain, Leggy.

Tarwa: *sarcastically* Aww, you poor thing! It must really hurt to be that handsome! *pouts*

Leggy: I know. But I still love my beautiful fangirls! *winks at the crowd*

Legolas Fangirls: *faint*

Tarwa: Okay, now for the questions!

Legolas: Minecraftian1213 asks, "Thranduil, will you let Legolas marry Dess_Basilisk, also known as Vanadessë Undomiel?"

Dess_Basilisk: *walks in dramatically* He cannot!

Everyone: Why?

Dess_Basilisk: Because... *dramatically* ...I am in love with another!

Thranduil: Who?

Thorin: Me!

Dess_Basilisk: Yes!

Legolas: Who would pick a dwarf over ME?

Tarwa: *cough* TAURIEL! *cough*

Legolas: Oh ... right.

Tarwa: Next question! Eluial asks, "Thranduil, have you ever met anyone more fabulous than you?"

Thranduil: There is no one more fabulous than me and my Leggy.

Legolas: You got that right. *puts on his sunnies*

Tarwa: She also asks, "Do you dye your hair?".

Thranduil: No way! This is all natural. *wraps his hair around his neck like a scarf*

Legolas: He does dye his eyebrows though.

Thranduil: We both do! *hugs Legolas*

Tarwa: Hm, I always wondered why they were so dark. Anyway, she also asks, "Thranduil, how do you feel about all your different wives in fanfictions?".

Thranduil: It actually freaks me out... O_O

Legolas: Me too!

Thranduil: People have such wild imaginations...

Legolas: But without them we wouldn't have our daily dose of Lord of the Rings fangirls, so keep on writing fanfictions everyone!

Tarwa: EmilyMaurer asks, "Do you wear wigs?".

Thranduil: No! Why does everyone think my hair is unnatural? I mean, it looks natural, right?

Legolas: *whispering to Tarwa* Not really...

Tarwa: *to Legolas* Then again, neither does yours.

Legolas: ...you have a point.

Tarwa: She also asks, "Thranduil, what is your deepest, darkest secret?".

Audience: Oooh!

Thranduil: Uhh ... next question please?

Tarwa: Nope! Not until you answer this one!

Thranduil: Okay, fine! Well, when I was young, I too was... *gulp* ...a nerd!

Tarwa: Haha!

Thranduil: When I was a little elf, I wore glasses and a pony tail, and I was totally obsessed with--

Tarwa: Wait, are quoting Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs?

Thranduil: Nevermind that, the point is that I was a nerd and loved everything to do with school and academics.

Legolas: It's true! He did all my homework for me when I was in school. I didn't have to lift a finger.

Tarwa: No wonder you're so dumb.

Legolas: Ouch...

Thranduil: Ugh, this is so embarrassing...

Tarwa: It's not embarrassing, that's awesome!

Thranduil: Really?

Tarwa: YES! If you haven't noticed, I'm a pretty big nerd myself. Pretty much every Lord of the Rings fan is a nerd. Being nerdy is a good thing! And by the way, NEWS FLASH: I actually love maths.

Audience: *gasp* THE HORROR!

Tarwa: Ahh, so what? It's good to be nerdy.

Audience: We're here for you, Thrandy!

Thranduil: Aww! :')

Tarwa: Well, that's it for this week! Next week is DARE WEEK! No questions will be answered because Leggy and Thrandy will be too busy doing all of your dares that you sent in! And feel free to send in some more dares if you'd like.

Legolas: Oh, yipee, I can't wait... -_-

Thranduil: I know right? Me neither!

Legolas: I was being sarcastic...

Tarwa: Also! Make sure to join us on Tuesday for Ask Arda! Our special guests are the Witch-King and Nazgûl #2!

Thranduil: Stay fabulous! PEACE.