365 Days of Middle-earth

22nd of January

Today on the Middle-earth Calendar: (to be updated)

Video of the Day: Dom Pranks Elijah [A/N: the funniest thing ever]

Quote of the Day: "Good morning!" - Bilbo

Word of the Day: (to be updated)

Question of the Day: What were orcs originally?

Answer to Yesterday's Question: Thingol

Today's Topic: Road Trip with Merry and Pippin - Part Two

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*in dramatic voice* Today we shall continue with our ridiculous road trip with the troublesome two...

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In the Mines of Moria... 💀
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Merry: Why did we take this road?

Pippin: Because I was getting snow in my ears and it's much drier in here.

Merry: But this is where Gandalf fell...

Pippin: So? We're not stupid enough to fall of a cliff. Are we?

Tarwa: I'm thinking you are.

Pippin: You have no faith in us.

Tarwa: Not even a little bit.

Pippin: You're so sweet.

Tarwa: I try. *sassy hair flip*

Merry: Okay, enough sarcastic comments. We need to pass through here unseen!

Pippin: Sauron's dead! The Balrog and the goblin-orc-things are probably long gone.

Tarwa: How do you know that?

Pippin: *taps his head* I just so happen to be good at making guesses.

Tarwa: Guesses that are clearly incorrect. *points to the Balrog sitting in the corner*

Everyone: *freezes*

Merry: Don't. Move.

Pippin: *already walking up to the Balrog*

Merry: PIPPIN!

Pippin: *turns around* *in baby voice* Whaaaaaat?

Balrog: *sniffs*

Tarwa: Is it ... crying?

Pippin: I think so! *taps the Balrog* Hey, excuse me?

Merry: PIPPIN, NO!