ectobiologist started pestering turntechGodhead at 7:10am
EB: morning TG
TG: morning EB. Ready for the eternal hell that we humans call school?
EB: haha. No. I'm never ready.
TG: hold up my bro is being annoying brb
EB: uh okay.
TG: hey john
EB: is this TG's bro?
TG: yup
EB: oh. Hey
TG: what's up?
EB: not much
TG: TG wants to have your babies
EB: what? Um, okay?
TG: godammit sorry man. My bro was being an asshole
EB: it's cool. I have to get ready to to hell-I mean school.
TG: haha same. Talk to you later.
ectobiologist ceased pestering turntechGodhead at 7:25am
Your name is John Egbert and you do not want to go to school. You groan and get out of bed, running a hand through your hair. You follow your normal morning routine, brushing your teeth and putting on deodorant before being greeted with pancakes being shoved in your face by your dad.
"What batter did you use this time?"
"Just the bisquick." He smiles and holds out the plate in your face.
"Daaaaaaaaad, that's Betty Crocker. I'll just grab a granola bar." Fucking batterwitch. Your dad sighs and sets down the plate.
"Alright. Have a good day at school!" You wave to him and walk out of the door. Your weird neighbor is sword fighting with his dad again. You shake your head and walk by them. His dad seems to have won, and your neighbor grabs a backpack and walks down the sidewalk behind you, limping a little.
"Hey, are you alright?" You ask him. He looks up and shrugs.
"Yeah. I'm good." He responds, adjusting his sunglasses on his face. He's so weird...but so attractive-you mean cool. He's an albino and always wears sunglasses, even when he's inside.
"Are you sure? You're limping."
"Yeah. I'll be fine." You sigh and stop, waiting on him.
"When we get to school, you should go to the nurse."
"I said I was fine. You can go away now." You roll your eyes. You've known each other since three years ago, when he moved in. You two have never gotten along well.
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Your name is Dave Strider and why is your bro such a dickwad? He just sent the most embarrassing text to your internet friend. You challenge his to a strife, and he flashsteps outside. You grab your katana and do the same. After about ten minutes of fighting, your weird (but attractive) neighbor walks by. You look at him, and your bro uses this opportunity to kick your shin, sending you to the ground.
"Guess I've bested you again, lil man. Now get your ass to school before you're tardy." You stand up and limp away, your leg still hurting.
"Hey, are you alright?" Your neighbor asks. You readjust your sunglasses and reply,
"Yeah, I'm good."
"Are you sure? You're limping." He's kind of annoying like this.
"Yeah, I'm fine." He stops to wait on you. You purposely slow down.
"When we get to school, you should go to the nurse."
"I said I was fine. You can go away now." He walks away faster than me and you sigh with relief. Thank god you only have one class with him. You pull out your phone to start texting EB. He's so much more fun to talk to.
turntechGodhead started pestering ectobiologist at 7:47
TG: did you have to deal with that annoying kid you always talk about?
EB: yeah. He was being an ass. What about you? Don't you have a weird classmate?
TG: yeah. He's just being his annoying self.
EB: I'm about to get on the bus. I'll talk to you after school
TG: how can I beat to wait?
EB: haha
TG: talk to you later EB
EB: Alright, TG
A/N: I know it's short but I just want something up so I can get this started. My phone is being stupid so I can't get a cover up just yet. I'll get that working asap.
Buuuuuuttttttt.... What do you think? Is it any good? Please leave a comment if you're reading this! I'd really appreciate it!
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Young Volcanoes || DaveJohn AU
Fanfictionectobiologist and turntechgodhead have been best bros for years. Little did they know that they were actually next door neighbors and enemies. Enjoy this short and fluffy fic that features an entire chapter dedicated to that one tumblr meme where ch...
