Young Volcanoes || DaveJohn AU

Not okay

Okay, this is going to skip way ahead because its time for something to be found out about Johnny dear.

Your name is Dave Strider and you couldn't be happier. It's been two years since you started going to the University of Dallas. Sharing your room with John has proved to be the best thing ever. Snuggles every night! Karkat lives in a flat one floor below yours and he comes over to play video games all the time.

"I hate this fucking game so much. Why do you even play it? There's not even a point! You just wander around and craft shit." Karkat mumbles. The three of you are sat in front of the bed, playing Minecraft on the Xbox John's Dad bought for you when you moved out.

"Come on, its fun! Dont walk into that hole! Theres lava!" John groans at Karkat as he walks his character over to a hole in the ground.

"I can jump it."

"Dude, no you can't. Go around." You sigh.

"FUCKING YOLO!" Karkat tries to make his character jump over the hole but he falls in. The screen flashes a message saying, 'Karkat Vantas tried to swim in lava'.

"Haha. You drowned in lava." John taunts.

"Shut up."

"Neva!" He grabs the pillow behind him and smacks Karkat over the head with it.

"OH YOU ARE ON!" He picks up the pillow behind him and smashes it over John's head. You pick a pillow off the bed and hit both of them.

"No pillow fights! You two are being childr-" You get cut off by a pillow in your face. "You motherfucker." You smash the pillow over Karkat's head to get back at him. Karkat pushes you over and on top of John. He hits you repeatedly with the pillow until you roll off and hit him in the stomach. Karkat starts jumping on the bed tapping the ceiling with every jump.

"Hey John! I'm touching the ceiling! HEY I CAN SEE MARY WINCHESTER FROM HERE!"

"Not cool man!"

"OH LOOK! THERES JESSICA!" He pretends to wave. "OH WAIT SHE CANT WAVE BECAUSE SHES DEAD!"

"THATS TOO FAR." John tackle pounces on him and he hits his head on the ceiling fan.

"OW!"

"GET OFF MY BOYFRIEND!" You leap onto Karkat, pushing John off the bed on accident.

"OOF!" John squeaks when he hits the floor. You and Karkat play-wrestle with pillows until you both fall onto the floor.

"Who won?" He asks.

"Definitely me."

"No, I won. I pulled us down."

"But I'm on top."

"That sounds so wrong."

"Why do you think I said it?"

"Get off." He pushes you off and you see John sitting on the edge of the bed, staring at the wall.

"John? Are you okay?" You ask. He turns around with squinted eyes and looks at you.

"Did you drug the soda? There's two of you."

"I didn't do it." Karkat holds his hands up in surrender.

"Are you having another migraine? Sometimes you get double vision when you have them."

"My head's fine, there's just two Daves and two Karkats."

"Let me see your eyes." You walk over to him and hold his face gently. He opens up his eyes and you gasp slightly. His pupils are going in opposite directions. One eye is looking at you while the other is pointing off to the side. "John, thats not funny if you're doing that, that's really fucking creepy and kind of cool. But, if you're not doing that then we need to get you to the hospital."