First off, sorry for the really late update! I meant have this uploaded on May 1st but I got really lazy and exams are coming up. This was going to be the second to last chapter before the split endings, but I decided to add a few more chapters just for you guys ;). Half this chapter will probably be smut. I think it's time for Dave and John to get buzzay. Anyways, there is a second smut warning below for those of you who skip authors notes. I suggest if you are sensitive you skip it. It's really long and the beginning is really fucking awkward because seriously guys I don't think their first time would go perfectly I think they would be so awkward it would hurt and neither of them would really know what to do at first and they just figure it out as they go. Rant done. Peace out bitches.
**Two Weeks Later**
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Your name is John Egbert and you are feeling really weird. All you can think about is sex. This has happened before, but you usually just take a cold shower and it goes away. So, in a nutshell you're horny as hell and you don't know what to do. Maybe you should just talk to Dave and you'll get your mind off it. Your phone goes off and you look at the screen. Speak of the devil. It's Dave and he wants to come over to hang out. You text him back quickly and knocking sounds at your window. You push the blinds aside and Dave is standing on the window sill, holding the wood of the house with one hand and his phone in the other. You smile and open the window. He rolls in and smiles at you from the floor.
"Sup."
"Not much. I'm just really bored. What do you wanna do?" Your voice stays really awkward and Dave senses it.
"You alright?" He stands up and looks at you. You nod and he raises an eyebrow. "You sure? You don't look too well. Is your head bothering you?"
"My head's fine. I don't know what's wrong with me."
"It's alright. We can just watch a movie, or if you need some alone time I can come back later."
"No, please stay. Let's just watch a movie."
"No Con-air."
"That's a great movie!"
"No it isn't. We're watching Supernatural. The new episode came out yesterday. Don't get a boner when Jensen appears like you did last time." Dave says jokingly.
"Don't talk about that! That was embarrassing!"
"I know. Takes some real willpower to not get a boner when Jensen Ackles appears." You laugh a little at his comment and Dave grabs the TV remote. He clicks it on and turns on the latest episode. He pats the spot on the floor next to him and you sit down, resting your head on his shoulder. He wraps an arm around your waist, and just his touch is enough to make you twitch and gasp slightly. "John seriously, are you okay? I've never seen you act like this."
"Promise not to judge me?"
"I would never."
"I'm horny as fuck and I don't know what to do." You immediately regret saying it and you rest your chin on your knees.
"In life so far I've learned some thing. One of those things is that there are two ways to fix your situation. One: Take a cold shower and calm down. Two: Do the old frickity frack, the sideways tango, the no pants dance. Well, I'm actually a virgin, so I usually just handle it myself. It's perfectly natural. I can head home and you an call me when your ready for me to come back."
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Young Volcanoes || DaveJohn AU
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