A young man called Nick, who works for a cleaning company, is tired and bored of his equally boring life. He wishes that life could be more exciting. That something big would happen.
Little does Nick, his friends from work and the rest of the world...
"Wait! What about Cartman, Stan and Kyle!? Shouldn't they be here, too, so that we can all hear what you have to say together!? We should wait for them! They're going to want to hear this, too!" Robert pointed out.
"Sorry, but that's not an option!" Mr. Black apologized with a calm, but serious tone in his voice. "Now, before I explain, I need you to answer a question! Do Cartman, Stan and Kyle know the truth?"
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Nick and his friends all looked confused and didn't know what Mr. Black was talking about. "What truth?" Charleton asked.
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"The truth about their existence! The fact, that Cartman, Stan, Kyle and their deceased friend, Kenny, are all just animated fictional characters from an adult, comedy tv series that live in a fictional Colorado town on a fictional version of Earth! That truth! Now, I want you to tell me if they know about any of this!" Mr. Black told Nick and his friends.
Nick and his friends shook their heads and they all replied, "NO!"
With that, Mr. Black was satisfied with their answer. "Good! It's better it stays that way!" He told them. "As for why, it's simple! Think about it! If you suddenly found out that you and your whole life was only a movie or tv show meant to entertain people, how would you react!? Finding out that your whole life is a lie and that everything that's happened and will happen to you and those around you is the result that you're a completely made up person who was created by someone else in real life! Cartman and his friends would freak out and do who knows what in their confusion and panic! That's why no matter what happens, you can never tell them the truth about themselves and their existences! So do you all agree with me? The truth about their existence has to be kept a secret! Understand!?"
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