A young man called Nick, who works for a cleaning company, is tired and bored of his equally boring life. He wishes that life could be more exciting. That something big would happen.
Little does Nick, his friends from work and the rest of the world...
"Darn it, Cartman! Why did you have to fucking mess up and get us all captured!?" A furious Kyle yelled at Cartman.
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"Suck my balls, Kyle! Don't blame me for this! It's not my fault that you, Nick, David, Charleton, Robert, Stan, Nick Wilde and Judy are terrible at using guerilla warfare! At least I managed to put up a fight for awhile after we got ambushed!" Cartman shot back.
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"What are you talking about, Cartman!? As soon as we got attacked, all you did was cry like a baby and run around in panic! I even saw you sucking your thumb, too! Plus, you, Stan and Kyle were supposed to stay behind at True Justice Headquarters!" Nick reminded him.
Cartman just glared at Nick and the others and spoke, "No comments, you dicks!"
After Cartman had said this, everyone was silent for awhile as they slowly recalled everything that had happened to them since they had left True Justice Headquarters. It all began after Nick, David, Charleton and Robert had all completed their week of combat and stealth experience training that Mr. Black had promised them. They had been given new clothes, weapons and special tools to help them on their mission along with a 3-day supply of food and water.
The week of intense and rigorous training had been very stressful and challenging for all of them, but in the end, Nick, David, Charleton and Robert had come out of it as much different men than they were before! They had all lost at least 30 pounds and had developed a lot of stamina and endurance during the past 7 days. Not to mention, they had all participated in a special program that had required them to only eat certain foods and to be injected with a special serum that would make them as healthy and fit as professional bodybuilders in only a matter of a few days with no serious or harmful side effects!
