BAU group chat but make it gay

Spencer got kidnaped...again

Godess:eny luck finding our baby boy?

Chocolate thunder:no we haven't found enything damn it it's like the third time this happends we will never let the kid go alone like that again

JJ:that's what your worried about the first time he got addicted to a drug what if it happends again

Rossi:Garcia you found enything?

Godess:I can't find enything no nothing no sign of Spencer enywhere

Em:nothing comes to mind we've been going at this for hours damn it

Boss man: damn it I want everyone working around the block to find him don't get distracted

Everyone:yes sir

                         30 minutes later

Boy wonder:JESUS CHRIST I SWEAR TO EVERYTHING HOLY

Godess:SPENCER OH THANK GOD YOUR OK IM TRACKING YOUR PHONE NOW

Chocolate thunder:PRETTY BOY YOUR OK

Boy wonder:I AM NOT OK I WILL PUNCH THE NEXT PERSON I SEE IF ONE MORE GODAMN UNSUB KIDANPS ME LOOKS AT ME TRIES TO SHOOT ME I WILL COMMIT ARSON I SUGEST YOU SEND A OFFICER THAT CAN TAKE A BEATING BECAUSE I WILL PUNCH THE NEXT PERSON I SEE GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

Em:shit chill man🧍‍♀️

Boy wonder: look at this bitch "chill man" bitch you chill😟

Boss man:Spencer soon as you get here my office

Morganh:that's kinda gay👀

boy wonder: bitch your gay

Morgan:are you dumb?im bi

Boy wonder:WHO ASKED🖕🏻

JJ:both of you chill and where the hell is Rossi

Rossi:busy😐

Boss man: now i know that ain't Rossi

Rossi:what do you mean Aaron

Boss man:nope that's Gideon

Boy wonders: THATS WHO?? IM SORRY I DONT THINK I READ THAT RIGHT

Em:oh shit someone going to die and it ain't going to be me PECE OUT

JJ:IKN THIS BITCH DIDNT JUST LEAVE ME HERE ALONE GIRL BYE IM PULLING UP TO HER HOUSE WE FINNA FIGHT

Godess:I like this this is entertaining

Boy wonder:FUCKING GIDEON, WHAT THE ACTUALL FUCK YOUR TELLING ME ROSSI IS WITH YOU AND HE DIDNT TELL ME SHIT YOU ASSHOLE, WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE AND LEAVE ME A GODAMNED LETTER, A LETTER YOU DUMB FUCK, ARE YOU DUMB BY ANY CHANCE?

Rossi:hey hi hello...sooo spenceee...it's Rossi hey sorry we are currently getting out of the state because we are both slightly (super) terrified of you and we are not looking to die

Boss man:Spencer.office.now.

Boy wonder: but hotch is Gideon and I just got kidnaped give me a break

Boss man: now. Later we can go beat up who ever you want and as for the kidnaping problem we already send an officer to pick you up as soon as your here office

Rossi: REALLY AARON REALLY?!

Boss man: yes now shut up Spencer office

Boy wonder: sir yes sir😒

Morgan:welp that was intresting

Godess:wasn't it?

Rossi: HEY WERE STILL GOING TO GET OUR ASS BEATEN CAN YALL NOT IM ADDING GIDEON IN HERE

Rossi: I took Rossi's phone...I may have knocked him out but that's on another topic I will not let him add me here plz someone protect me from Spencer the kid has like 3 phds and he could most likley make accid in his sleep I do not wanna die🧍‍♂️

Morgan:yeah no im bye

Godess:I have to uhm walk my fish i havent taken it on a ride for days lol

Boy wonder: your fucking lucky

Rossi: Heyyy.....

       Hours later:boy wonder is online
                       Everyone's online

Boy wonder:HELLOOOO

Rossi:what the hell his in a good mood I was sure I would die

Boy wonder:UNCLE DEREK HI

Chocolate thunder:that's not Spence is jack

Em:wait why does the kid have Spence phone

JJ:hey jack henry said hi lol

Boy wonder:hi henryyy, oh I have papas phone because his at home and he is with daddy and he left his phone out here papa let me use it because I asked  daddy what happend to papa and he told me to ask here

Godess:son of a bitch he left US to explain to the child that his papa was kidnaped wait papa?

Chocolate thunder:wait wait wait wait up back up wait a minute PAPA? Why you call the kid papa

Boy wonder:because daddy is daddy and Spence is papa

Em:well you see "papa" was capture by a very bad man and we worked to find him and the bad man did something to your papa please keep your papa safe so it dosent happend again???

JJ:I thought that would be harder to explain

Rossi:ok wow that was a lot more Pg than I thought it would be comming from em

Chocolate thunder:you shut up Rossi the fact that Pretty boy isn't here right now dosent mean I can't go there and beat your ass

Rossi:I'll shut up now😀

Chocolate thunder:yeah that's what I thought