BAU group chat but make it gay

Just a mess

Spencer is online

Spencer: my boyfriend senses are tingling who got hurt

Morgan is online

Morgan: who do you think

Spencer: can my man just get a break

Morgan: the science teacher broke a glass thingy over his head so

Spencer: of course he did

Morgan: but we still have to find out where the child is

Spencer: what did he say?

Morgan: he said that the dogs just got a new breeding dog

Rossi is online

Rossi: we asked other teachers they said he was always found of his dogs and bragged about them when ever he could and he just said he got a new breeding omega

Spencer: expect said "omega" is a CHILD 

Spencer: uh that's YALl?

Morgan: yup we have to see where the hell he put the damn kid at

Spencer: JJ and em want to go let them

Morgan: bet

Spencer: so what happend to Aaron

Morgan: he a hard headed bitch that's what happend

Spencer: what else did you expect?

Morgan: yes no as soon as he noticed what was going on he tried to stand up but failed

Hotch is online

Hotch: shur up

Morgan: I just know that took a lot to type out

Hotch: Iill shirt yo

Hotch: shot*

Hotch: shoot-

Hotch: Big Bang

Morgan: the what now

Spencer: I will shoot you* that's what he meant love

Hotch:
Thank you

Spencer: look at that you can write two whole words

Hotch: shut

Spencer: bet yo dumbass to a hospital before I go down there and take you my self

Morgan: well someone might get in truble...

Morgan: might have to sleep on the sofa*

Morgan: if he don't go the hospital to get checked up

Hotch: I'm ok though

Morgan: really?

Spencer: you wanna try me and see your things on the sofa while Derek sleeps with me?

Hotch: I hate how you can manipulate me like that

Spencer: sorry sir but it's the truth and the only way to get you to go

Hotch: ok fine I'll go

Hotch is offline

Later at the hospital

Everyone walked into the room where their boss was -who apparently was changing and was just taking off what ever he had on before for a new shirt-.