BAU group chat but make it gay

Random...again

Hot chocolate: yall ever notice how hotch could tottaly have a sir kink and we're over here feeding his ego??

Em:no I see hotch with a master or daddy kink more than a sir kink

JJ:he has a child I don't think the daddy applies to him

Papa Rossi: then again the only one who can confirm is the kid kid talk

187: first off who changed my name to my IQ i oh so much love the fact that who ever did this is strocking
My ego but I'm not happy of the fact the name "pretty boy" is gone I liked it more and I cant see shit i dont have a blessed on and contacts eather and I think I have consumed a fair amount of liquor tonight so you might just have to deal with a drunk Spencer Reid lol

Em: didnt we litterly deal with you the other day or sun

187: oh no no no no noooo YALl did deal with HANG OVER Spencer  not with DRUNK Spencer the liquor will hit my body at eny given notice I normally don't remember much about what happends so I sujest we just wait about two hours and 27 minutes before contacting me I don't wanna throw facts and annoy until I'm fully drunk see yall

        2 hours later

187: Srill drunk as fuck but blind we fuck as well bitchessss aaaaah

Em:I don't think I have had the chance to meet drunk Spencer

Rossi property: I haven't eather I only got the chance to be with him for like 2 years and I never saw him drunk so here's my chance

Hot chocolate: @godess mama I think you'll want to see this

Godess: chocolate thunder as much as I love you  it's 4 am and I need to sleep so I'm reading this mess tmr as soon as I wake up

Hot chocolate: ok mama good night baby girl

Godess: goodbye my walking six pack

Hot chocolate: woman you a godess anyways go to sleep

Godess: yes sir I am

Godess Is offline

Lover boss: damn it change my name

Em: I mean bet I'll do it

Em changed Lover boss's name

Master kink?: im scared to know.

Master kink?: I knew it fuck you guys

JJ: did our boss just flip us off

Papa Rossi: child are you old enough to drink?

187: well sorry  but we can't all be 80 papa Rossi

Papa Rossi: well fuck you kid

187: yeah well I don't want to be fuck by you I'd let emily peg me before you could fuck me yes you do stand that low father

JJ: DID OUR BOSS JUST TELL US TO FUCK OFF??

Em: YES BABE HE DID ARE YOU BLIND??

JJ: just wanted to make sure lol

Em: -_-

187: old hag be nice to your girlfriend

Em: IM LITTERLY 30 THE ONLY OLD HAG HERE IS EATHER GIDEON ROSSI OR HOTCH

187: SHUT IT AARON DOSENT COUNT HE COULD ROUNDHOUSE YOUR ASS IS THREE SECONDS BITCH

master kink?: god boy don't you drag me into this and please tell them I don't have a damn master kink