Garcia: so... I was scrolling through a particular sight and I found something
Spencer: who's the star of the show please don't say me I don't have time to think of like every INTRESTING thing I've done that people have filmed
Hotch: I am genually scared
Dave: Garcia where in the plain back from Florida give us a break
Garcia: oh no I think you will find this ehm...interesting
Morgan: speak
Garcia: you wish is my command my king
Garcia: so I was scrolling through porn for no special reason
Spencer: shit oh god I'm fucked up ...yeah I'm defenetly fucked up I can now remember oh god be with me
Garcia: someone has seemed to film Spencer and put it online
Hotch: may everything help us Garcia please delite that we don't really need FBI agents being on a web and much more a porn web ...
Morgan: yeah but pas the link first im boutta download that shit
Garcia: EYY we have the same minds👀
Spencer: hey em do you know where there's a clift s closest to me?
Prentiss: actually yeah I do
Spencer: good where is it
Prentiss: HA SIKE BITCH
Dave: I'm too old for this
Spencer: OPEN IT LET ME OUT LET TF OUT
Jennifer: SIR? MA'AM? MISS GIRL WE ARE STILL IN THE AIR
Spencer: BITCH THATS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT
David: so the kid locked him self in the bathroom so ok I guess
Garcia: question what stooked with you affter...that
Spencer: ..always having lube in my bag?💀
David: I'm finna test the theory out he left his bag out here
Spencer: shit
In the jet Dave stood up and made his way to Spencers bag that was beside Aaron and Aaron looked away from his phone raising a brow at Dave as he looked through the messanger bag
Garcia started a face time call
Derek Morgan joined the call
Morgan put the phone up so Garcia could see "here mama look" Dave was looking and he took out paper work at it seemed he stole some from Aaron they knew because Aaron sighed at looking at the name he hated when the younger male overoworked him self when Dave reached the bottom of the bag he found what he was looking for and he pulled it out "well damn the kid was telling the truth" he said as a midium sized bottle of lube was snuck out of his bag and then he opened the zippers at the side and he pulled out a condom and a box for a vibrator "SHIT" Rossi looked at Aaron "Aaron what the actual fuck Morgan what the fuck why is this even here why would this be in something that an FBI agent carries around with him at all times I will beat both of y'all asses" while Morgan was having a hard time holding his laugh back Aaron kept a straight face...that was until Spencer came out of the bathroom and the box of the vibrator was in a table and his cheeks went red and suddenly Aaron started to laugh matching dereks laugh as well not a laugh more of a Whezee everyone was staring and suddenly their laughs became a kind of breathy quiet laugh the one laugh that makes no sound that is just you practically liyng? Yeah that one they where both triyng not to look at Spencer emily rolled her eyes "they've been like this for about 5 minutes" Spencer gave a maniac like smile opening his eyes and looking at the pair "oh really? Instead of helping you two are laughing hey Jennifer remind me to kill them both affter this" Spencer thought of something funny he knew emily would undurstand most of it but it would still be funny "I'm boutta you two are absolutly-ugh ykn what fuck it" Spencer sighed "mira Aaron hotchner eres un kabron hijo de tu madre como tu me vas a Hacer eso pinche pendejo y tu TU?? Mira nene tu eres Otra cosa por lo menos yo puedo soportar a este pero tu eres otra vaina mijo mas vale que te pongas pa tu numero oh te pongo yo KABRON" Aaron and Morgan where just staring at reid while emily laughed in the corner "HFJSJREJ AHA DUDE YOU HAVE MO ACCENT WHAT THE HELL HOW" Spencer just let a snort and then started laughing "lmao I just remembered Rossi is like 73" Rossi scoffed at that "I could still beat your ass" well that that comment got two glares from Morgan and Aaron "David don't try me" then Morgan looked at Aaron and back at Rossi "Rossi do not try me bitch" Rossi looked away "never mind" Reid let another snort "yeah mhm" and he kept nodding his head and Reid triyng to take the heat off him and towards enyone else he stated "hey Aaron did Gideon ever sleep with you?" Aaron looked at Spencer he was used to this kind of questions it became something normal in their relationship "no Gideon never slept with me I slept with him where did you think I got the submissive idea for Derek? From Haley??" The last words came out as a laugh "I mean yeah??" Aaron looked at Spencer as if he was dumb "ok let's be honest if you look at Haley what's the first thing that comes to mind" everyone looked at each other and thought about it for a split second and quickly answered with "vanilla sex" and Aaron nodded he knew that there where women that would fuck their men triyng something other than vanilla but not Haley she would never she never even give him head like ma'am your missing out and Spencer knew this his given hotch enough times to know so. At some point everyone fell asleep even hotch fell asleep well he did as soon as Spencer relaxed against him the warmth of Spencer's body always helped and Aaron's warmth always helped Spencer sleep and forget about his on going thoughts as well he didn't show it but not in front of the team he only showed it with people he loved and was intimate with meaning...Aaron Derek and well Gideon.before Spencer can start to have another nightmare of how Gideon left him like he did almost every night affter he left him by him self alone...he felt as if tho his father left all over again and he was scared Aaron would two but they all where woken up by text from the group chat they internally cursed at them self for leaving notifications on
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BAU group chat but make it gay
FanfictionJust that the BAU in a group chat but make it gay 🤷🏻♀️
