BAU group chat but make it gay

Texts

Hotch: good morning

Reid: that was all too dry what's going on

Hotch: pipe cleaner with eyes

Reid: sir this is a Wendy's drive through

Hotch: he actually called you a pipe cleaner with eyes don't let Morgan hear about it or he will tease you about it for the rest of his fucking life

4:50 am

Reid: hotch I need you to fuck me with your suit on please

Hotch: ??

Reid: please hotch

Hotch: this is Haley hotchner your talking to

Reid: oh shit I fucked up

Hotch: so your the one that has been sleeping with my man

Reid: wait no time out bc the fact that your writing from his phone Ames it so funny anyways I would like to get fucked into his desk now so please pass the phone over to him thank you

Hotch: you bitch you have no shame or self respect

Reid: I have ton of self respect now shame not so much

Reid: for the love of me pass the phone over to my love before I break oh nvm he seemed to be here in the office oh look at that his looking for his phone this will be interesting to watch oh by the way

Hotch: slut

Reid: oh if you knew how many times your husband called me that and done things he has never done to you

Hotch: his not gay he would never go affter a man and much less a skinny geeky nerd like you

Reid: oh yeah tell that to the so many times hotch has maked give him head under the desk the loving sex in my bed the dates the nights he has hold me while criyng the times he pushed me over his desk and fucked me like there was no tmr you should talk to him

Hotch: you threw your self on a married man

Reid: yes hon and he threw him self right back at me oh and he knows you've been sleeping around like a cheap whore at least I'm only a slut for him your a whore for everybody tch you have a son your the mother of Aaron's child for the love of god

Reid: you had a loving respecting calm man that would never do anything you would not want unless he felt it was 100% necessary Haley and you lost him you built him up broke him and I had to built him up you lost the chance of happiness Haley the moment you walked to another mans arms another mans arms that don't feel safe I would know

Hotch: he would never love me again that's why

Reid: no no don't blame Aaron you did this YOU made this happend

Ok for a moment let's go to the gc

Garcia is online

Garcia: that is...uhm what the actual fuck Spencer married? Exuse you?

Hotch: shit I didn't even expect you to go so up to the start damn it Garcia

Spencer: HA HA it's still funny asf she so surprised I can't my sides hurt it can't stop laughing

Spencer: I love my mind I just remembered when we went to jacks game rhe football moms Ahehfhwhrh HEHFJWJE AHAAA

hotch: shut up stop I remember it remember the lady with the red hair