BAU group chat but make it gay

BAU criminal minds

Spencer: guys

Spencer: bitches

Spencer: hoes

Spencer: gays

Spencer: GET ONLINE AHDJEJ

Spencer: O

Spencer: N

Spencer: L I N E

Prentiss: BOSS OR DEREK TELL IT TO SHUT UP

Garcia: SHUT IT OFF

Spencer: I just found my new prounounce he/him/it thank y'all for the help 🤞

Jennifer: it's not an object stop referring
To it as such wait no fuck

Derek: lmao Spencer just told Aaron that he may refer to him as he him and it Aaron is laughing he almost crashed the car

Spencer: Death already tried crossing Aaron once it never will again I don't wanna go to Florida tho I don't care where they kill people just why Florida their all assholes we should just leave the killer his giving us all a favor tbh

Derek: pretty boy come on now

Derek: did you just shrug at me?

Spencer: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Derek: oh ok well be right back

In the car Morgan reaches to grab Spencer and start tickling him but Aaron hits him in the back and takes his phone and he glares at Spencer and takes his phone two " pair of children " Jesus Christ

Derek: hi this is hotch Morgan and Reid can't come to the phone right now because they are both behaving like children have a good day

"You two act more than of a child than my own child calm down"

Affter a while Derek and Spencer got so annoyng Aaron just gave them the phone back

Spencer is online

Spencer: WE GOT OHR PHONES BACK ᕙ(⇀‸↼)ᕗ

Morgan: (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

Rossi: Aaron must be so annoyed right now

Spencer: how you think we got the phone back

Spenecer: HDHWHE I don't wanna go to Florida fuck it I'm not going I'm throwing my self out the window fuck that

Morgan: pretty boy chill I'm gonna go hold him it's better to take him for real before he throws him self out the window I'll be right back

Strauss is online

Strauss: Rossi you owe me 100 dolars I won the bet emily you owe me 20 Jennifer I owe you 50

Jennifer: PAY UP HA

Strauss: pay up mother fuckers

Spencer: wait what

Strauss: we made bets on the polycuple kinks I won but Jennifer said one I didn't I owe her 50 now but still Rossi you owe me 100 pay tf up

Rossi: damn y'all and your public sex kink

Strauss: it was your fault for thinking they had ANY type of manners other than their sexual relationship I knew it DR.Reid just seemed to quiet and it's ALWAYS the quiet ones

Spencer: yes ok fine it was me who sujested it and I think you can call me Spencer ma'am

Strauss: please call me Strauss Spencer