BAU group chat but make it gay

2 am and have to wake up at 7 eyyy

Spencer is online

Spencer: I'm triyng be the biggest slut in the world

Morgan is online

Morgan: baby i what

Spencer: BUT NOT WITH YOU

Em is online

Em: ONE

Jennifer is online

Jennifer: TWO

Garcia is online

Garcia: THREE

Strauss is online

Strauss: FOUR

Spencer: I WANNA BE A WHORE

Em: FIVE

Jennifer: SIX

Garcia: SEVEN

Strauss: EIGHT

Spencer: CALL ME SLUT IT FEELS GREAT

Hotch: stop that it's so random please ikn the song but why say it out of no where

Spencer: TO SEE WHO KNOWS IT THE SONG SLAPS

Garcia: IT DOESS

Spencer: YOU SEE

Hotch: I feel as though I should give up

Spencer: "Why is Aaron so scared and hides him self with alpha personality?"

Spencer: his dad be like: cause I be hitting that hoe cause I be hittin that hoe

Garcia: SLEEP

Hotch: I regret every life choice I've made to bring me up to this point

Hotch: guys

Spencer: NO

Jennifer: Aha🥲

Hotch: we got a case

Morgan: they could just TELL we were having fun man 

The next day

Rossi is online

Rossi: why whores though

Spencer is online

Spencer: YOU TELL ME YOUVE HAD WIFES AB HER AGE

Jennifer is online

Jennifer: what happend

Hotch is online

Hotch: the unsubs mother called us whores now tell me where bc if we have a whore in our team it's Spencer but none of us fit 

Spencer: HEY

Hotch: are you rlly going to look at me and say it's not true or shall we travel back into the night you got drunk with Haley

Spencer: if you don't shut the fuck up hotchner

Hotch: anyways not going back there

Hotch: but yeah she called us a whore I'm confused where did she get it from

Spencer: probably was looking at Derek

Morgan: bitch uh 

Spencer: what it's aither "I want you to fuck me" or you are a well looking man that takes what he wants when he wants to, it's not discribing a whore bc "whores" as the public says are just people humans that work because they may have no other way to make money other than with their bodies and feel aprisiated and loved when they do as such