BAU group chat but make it gay

Jelous Aaron hotchner

In the group chat

Hotch is online

Hotch: hes to close to him

Hotch: someone hold me back or so god help me I will jump him

Morgan is online

Morgan: I don't think pretty boy notices that the officer is triyng to flirt

Rossi is online

Hotch: what the hell do you mean he just full on outed he wanted to be balls deep in MY damn boyfriend if someone dosent hold me back I will punch him in the face

Hotch: I have a gun and I am not afraid to use it

Rossi: I'm taking hotchs gun emily you hold him down Morgan is too busy and your the only one who would be able to hold him down

Em is online

Em: fucking gladly but I don't know for how much longer is Angering me golden boy is going to catch on soon enough and be uncomfortable

Five minutes later

Em: he holded his waist that's it im not holding hotch back anymore

Hotch: good

Hotch is offline

20 minutes later

Hotch: so... I may or may not be off the case but oh well it was terribly worth it

Rossi: what did he do

Em: as soon as I let go he talked to him telling him to leave the office the officer got greedy and didn't know who he was messing with and put a hand on Spencer jaw and almost kissed him and then boom hotch had brought him down to the floor and was beating the hell out of him

Em: then he stood up

Spencer is online

Spencer: then said "That's sexual harassment towards my agent I will talk with your unit chief and if you don't want my fist in your face again I suggest you run" and he ran like a scared little boy runing towards his white mother

Jennifer: loved how you had to specify it was a white mother

Hotch: no yes he had to if I went running to my mama criyng because I didn't have my way she would've whooped my ass

Spencer: moms first insitct for me "currently calling 911 my son is a bastard offender and pervert" she would not hesitate

Morgan: tell me about it my momma would've whooped my black ass if I ever did some shit like that

Em: I mean same but

Hotch: I'm still holding back on punching him until he bleeds but I guess I'll have to wait until affter the murder case won't it  

Spencer: it seems like it will Aaron

Hotch: so not as much off the case as I thought just not alowed to beat up another cop 

Spencer: what ever

Hotch: Reid

Spencer: sorry I guess..

Hotch: Reid.

Spencer: OK OK

Spencer is offline