BAU group chat but make it gay

Spencer has a fine ass

Spencer is online

Spencer: ...

Spencer: .......

Spencer: .

Spencer: 🪑👀

Spencer:

Hotch is online

Hotch: Spence baby what are you doing

Spencer: look at the gc name

Hotch: what

Hotch: oh

Hotch: hold what

Morgan is online

Morgan: who ever put that name I want you to know you aren't wrong

Spencer: thank you💃🏻

Garcia: I'm so sad I didn't put the name :(

Spencer: is fine Garcia you always make me happy and the more time I spent with you the more I annoy Morgan so that's ok

Spencer: anyways back to why I texted here I fucked up

Hotch: omg what now

Spencer: I tried to cook...

Spencer: it didn't go well

Hotch: ....

Hotch: .

Hotch: .....................................................................................

Hotch is offline

Hotch is online

Hotch: @morgan

Morgan is online

Hotch: I'm not doing it fuck this

Hotch is offline

Morgan: whatchu do now pretty boy

Spencer: I tried to uhm cook

Morgan: ...ofc you did

Morgan: I Aaron remind me why we left him at home alone

Hotch is online

Morgan: Idk

Three days later

Hotch is online

Hotch: im going to kill someone

Hotch: correction I'm going to kill this unit chief

Spencer is online

Spencer: if I don't wash my hair I will boil someone in water I swear

Em is online

Em: thats it im killing the unsub when I see him he's making my life fucking hell

Morgan is online

Morgan: do they have no other fucking teams

Rossi is online

Rossi: why did we have to fall on the best team category

Jennifer is online

Jennifer: if I don't change out of this fucking suit I'll kill everyone