BAU group chat but make it gay

BAU

Spencer is online

Spencer: one time one of my moms friends bought me a fucking flashlight as a gift for my birthay

Morgan: ok but have you ever fucked a pumpkin

Spencer: I'm what

Hotch: I'm sorry what did you just say Morgan

Rossi: I...I am so deeply disapointed in you

Hotch: I don't know you you where never part of my team idk who you are what is some random man doing in our group chat

Garcia: baby king my love WHAT

Em: YOU FUCKED A WHAT NOW

Spencer: NO DONT RUIN THE PUMPKINS FOR ME STAWP IS SPOOKY SEASON AND IM LITTERLY BUYING PUMKINS WITH ROSSI WHAG STOP

Rossi: kid where tf is that you?

Spencer: the one with the car full of pumpkins almost overflowing with a grin?

Spencer: yeah that's me

Rossi: wtf why so many

Spencer: because is spooky season 👻

Rossi: omg is like a child

Spencer: yey I got my pumkins

Hotch: hold up there's a suv missing from here Spencer did you take an fbi suv to go on a PUMKIN SPREE?

Spencer: no

Spencer: yeah

Spencer: I mean...maybe

Hotch: Reid

Spencer: IM SORRY BUT I DONT HAVE A CAR YOU ALL DRIVE ME AROUND

Morgan: he ain't wrong

Hotch: Spencer are you driving rn

Spencer: yeah I'm multitasking voice thingy though

Hotch: right ok yeah

Hotch: stop fucking texting and driving boy if you don't leave your damn phone alone for 10 minutes until you get to your apartment

Spencer is offline

15 minutes later

Spencer: uh just relized that like I live on the third floor (usually live with Aaron) but I live on the third floor and I'm filled with pumkins help

Em: omw

Morgan: omw

Spencer: :) what a nice live it is being babied

Spencer: now why did my mom think it was a good idea to tell the man I share a last name with im gay?

Spencer: that man just called me a fa**o* and the spawn of fucking satan I mean i don't rlly care is just he getting on my nerves

Hotch: what he say to you

Spencer: uh