Spencer: I just back read to all that I did
Garcia: yeah and never do blond again
Spencer: bitch that's a wig if you can't notice my hair shows
Hotch: hey Reid remember how I said you weren't going to get kicked?
Spencer: yeah?
Hotch: change of plans start running
Spencer: HEY NO IM STILL SHOT IN THE LEG
Prentiss: RUN BITCH RUN
Spencer: SHUT IT EM
Spencer: ...
Garcia: I LIKE COKE BUT ONLY IF YOUR MIXING WITH JACK
Spencer: THEN IS DOPE PUT IT IN MY CUP AND HAND ME THE SMOKE
Prentiss: I AINT TRYNA THINK ABOUT THE WORLD I GOT TOO MANY PROBLEMS
Hotch: what's going on what the hell
Jennifer: I'm proud to say I know it
Spencer: I love the song
Garcia: same
Prentiss: so about what happend yestarday we finna have to check if you walking around with a sex toy inside you pretty boy?
Spencer: I hate you shut up
Hotch: this is why you don't play with gun Spence
Spencer: the spanking is still up for debate right?
Hotch:Jesus Christ Spencer stop that
Spencer: ...do the thing and I will
Hotch: what thing?
Morgan: I think I know what he means
Spencer: the boss voice thing...
Hotch: I don't have a boss voice
Spencer: yeah you do
Jennifer: you do
Prentiss: you 100% do
Garcia: boss man he is talking about that specific Unit chief/ lawyer / boss voice thing you do when you talk to other superiors or to other unit chiefs
Hotch: it's not that diffriend from my normal voice
Spencer: you don't notice it but there's a hint of dominance that goes on that voice that you use it while sexy times that makes me want to get on my kness and praise the gods that you will fuck the brains out of me??? Ykn that voice if that makes it better to undurstand
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BAU group chat but make it gay
FanfictionJust that the BAU in a group chat but make it gay 🤷🏻♀️