BAU group chat but make it gay

Drink or dare extrimly sexual tho

As soon as they got in they saw reid and Haley searching drinks around Rossi's kitchen and Rossi reading in his sofa who had already given up Haley and Spencer stoped momentarily just to wave at them but Spencer walked over with drinks in his hand and put it on the table and shot glasses, soon enough Spencer ran over to hotch and gave everyone a kiss and both Haley and him dragged them all to the living room with a table and Haley looked at Spencer "NEVER HAVE I EVER DRINK OR DARE BITCHES" basacly how this game goes is every time you did something you drink if you haven't you take a dare actually nvm is the opposite you have well I'll play out I'm not good at explaining jeez

Garcia was the first to speak " never have I ever been spanked" hotch reached for a drink and shugged it down throwing his head back Spencer shose dare and Garcia once again spoke " Well my dear boy wonder I dare you to bend over Rossi or hotchs knee and take at the very least five spankings to your pretty butt" Spencer wasn't at all faced by this and suggested something that made quite a few jaws drop " why not take it from both of them I can more than five from both of them" Garcia looked at him with a offended face and Reid just smiled shipeshly back at her. Reid stood up and went directly towards Rossi who was thankfully sited close to hotch well thankfully for Spencer, Reid droped him self on top of the couch on Rossi lap his butt in perfect view for Rossi. The first spank was a surprise and maked Spencer Yelp wich drew chuckles from some of them and a glare from Spencer "one thank you!" He was tempted to say sir but didn't until the second one " two thank you sir!" Hotch was looking everywhere but Spencer getting spank scared itd turned him on he was not about have a hard on in a room full of FBI agent trained profiler hell in a room with anyone other than his sexual partners wich they where but it's still not right he did know to play it off with a straight face and looking ocationally to make sure Reid was ok when he was he would look away again five came along and Spencer was moving towards hotch now and looked at him with pleading eyes "sir please" Aaron gave a sigh and that was all Spencer needed before positioning him self on Aaron's lap and A firm hand was brought down while he heard how hotch didn't pay at all any attention to him it made him feel objecitfied and he was already getting a hard on and that just would not do it brining his thoughts back to so many crimes scene would help he didn't like it but he felt the hard on slowly go away and by the time hotch finished his last firm slap his hard on was gone thank god he thought as he sat back down and the next one to talk was emily who was looking directly at hotch "shit" thought hotch when he saw that emily the evil master mind was looking at him as she asked the next question " never have I ever been watch using sexual toys or and tuching my self" hotch went in for another drink slightly blushed as both Haley and Morgan went for one as well followed by Reid and Garcia emily looked at JJ and JJ sighed taking a shot like almost everyone else the only one who didn't was Strauss and Rossi there for they had to do a dare "Who's telling them what to do nothing comes to mind right now" Jennifer speaked first followed by emily " oh I know what to do but I'll wait until tomorrow" Rossi talked next " hey kid this ones for you, how many people have you slept with" Reid had to think about it for a split second doing the calculation " twohundred and nineteen counting you all in there and that's been in two years only across every-" there was loud rumble of hotch pouring alcohol to the shot glass and shugging it down frowning and a snort from reid and chuckles from everyone reid opened his mouth and stoped for a moment and opened it again "It would have been more just that a cuple of guys just looked at me with disgust and walked away it was so funny though" Reid pouted lips together and frowning he wasn't used to rejection to be honest no men had rejected him much Reid did have to play submissive innocent new first time play a cuple of times tho it was intriguing how well he could play it off as he already did so in his work of course no one knew it was real or fake he did take cases that involdlved the worst kind of kinks such as bdsm to drive their partner slowly to death so they knew not to take it for banned plus he had Derek Morgan as his best friend Derek Morgan well best friend also boyfriend I guess? Also sexual ? No friends with benefits that's it actually maybe not it's more than casual I guess anyways reid tapped the sofa and for Haley to come sit next to him and looked at Hotch " I dare hotch to kiss Haley or take a drink" yes now it's more of a dare or drunk kind of thing it's a mix made up game I guess hotch didn't look against the idea and he already drank one he was not about to get drunk so fast so he took Haley by the face and softly kissed her letting go to catch his breath affter a while Haley was stunned and red panting as well as she sat down next to Spencer and whispered in his ear " Spencer Reid I hate you I'm what the hell was that'd I can bearly I'm red aren't I?" Spencer noded and Morgan talked " everyone say something you thought would tell enyone much less us the team" Haley speaked first " when I was in collage me and Aaron weren't thogether we broke up for some time and the first night I met up with this girl melisa from one of our class and she made me "forget"" she added punctuation on the forget as so then emily speaked " the first time I went into an goth phase was because of my goth boyfriend" emily got all trembly and had a disgusted face remembering her hair during that goth emo kind of phase but soon enough was brought away from it by Jennifer " I actually expected to take this with me to the grave but I guess not" Jennifer sighed and opened her mouth again " I remember that about in high school ehem I was kind of a mean girl shut up Spencer don't mention it I know, And well I don't want can I just skip please I'll do another dare and buy lunch for all of us tomorrow" everyone noded and then Garcia talked " Ugh I had a how to explain this old fashion hair trend of bad bangs and damn hair I'm going to cry I don't like this why am I targeted I didn't want to say anything about this" hotch looked at Rossi who was smirking at him " I'm not doing it I know what your thinking about and I'm saiyng it no stop looking at me quit it Spencer please Morgan save me" Spencer and Morgan shared looks amused looks and hotch knew he was fucked up "it was at this moment he knew... he fucked up" emily said and everyone laughed not hotch hotch knew he was actually fucked up and hotch had a "oh ok you wanna play like that let's play like that" kind of face and he speaked " no you say it first if your going to play like that I'll play so come on try me David, Try.Me. David I dare you" Spencer saw the look in hotchs eyes it was the same one as the one he had when he was about to fight that serial killer who was way out of his mind he was scared the next thing that would happend was coat, tie taken off and sleeves rolled up ready to punch so he speaked up to stop it " Aaron and Jennifer I love children I love kids but how do you manage to have a little demon runing around your house waking you up in the night complaining and so on not to mention JJ nine whole months do you know how many days that is not to say how much it is to freak out over little kicks coming from something that is so big inside your body does that not freak you out" Jennifer snorted she had heard this combersation already " no, does it freak YOU out?" Reid face turns into a slight worried face " very much so" this had happend already but Reid played out other scenarios and this one was the best one he knew JJ would undurstand and go along and no one other than them knew about that combersation just to save and the next person to catch up was Morgan who ofc didn't show he had catched up or all would have Been reviled in a room full of profiler Garcia was the next to catch on and talked " Hey Reid" fuck why did it had to be Reid he was cursing internly he was glad the topic changed and the older men weren't looking like they were going to kill each other but why did He out of all people had to be the topic but he had to play it off " I'm scared, what?" Garcia smirked sheeplish " Gideon that's what you and him were always so close you looked at him how you look at hotch and at Rossi like a loss puppy looking for any kind of praise or attention did you and Gideon have a thing like now you have with Rossi and hotch?" That Reid didn't like to talk about Gideon the older men sitting beside Spencer gave Garcia the same stare they gave top killer serial killers at the top of the table and she almost cried right there and then but looked at her boy face he was sad looking down at his hands triyng not to cry and she stands up and runs over to Reid and kneals before him hugging his waist " Oh I'm so sorry baby I'm sorry boy wonder I didn't know that would hurt you I didn't take it how much it hurt when he left I'm so sorry please don't be sad or mad please" Reid tried not to but he couldn't he broke into tears slowly and Garcia felt it on her hand a tear she made him cry oh no no no no now that wouldn't do it not for her or anyone in the room "oh baby no...I didn't mean that to happend oh baby boy no don't cry come here I'll cuddle you and give you all the kisses you want I'll even buy you all the coffee you want" hotch sighed "Spencer Reid sit back down and fucking apologize that's a dirty and bad move to play especially with someone so sensitive Spencer Apologize" hotch looked at Garcia " Garcia his fine he just wants cuddle his drunk and bratty and if he dosent apologize in the next 20 seconds I will take away his caffeine privileges" Reid face shot up no longer tears and just a worried look he was drunk and sentimental " I'm sorry Garcia I didn't mean to make you feel bad I just wanted cuddles and kisses I'm so sorry!" Garcia lifted off Spencer lap and stoped hugging him and standed up crossing her arms dramatically looking down at him with a hurt face, but she couldn't stay mad for long and Jennifer broke the silent " worst fanfic you've ever read" Spencer talked " I have a eidetic memory I read one where müa this person right here was the main an omega and Gideon for some fucking twisted reason wich now I can never look at the same had chained me to a cage and had dogs breed me I don't know why I put my self through the trauma of reading that" Garcia looked at him " ugh me and my curiosity I read a similar one but it was with flash themed" Garcia made a gagging sound " I'm terrified by what some writers can do" Spencer looked at her " imagine some of those turning into killers especially the ones who write murder type of shit ugh I don't I could deal with it" as they were fangirling and debating over good bad and fucked up fanfics but Spencer was getting sleepy so when Aaron was talking with Rossi he felt something lean against him and looked at Spencer who spoke " I wanna go home...tired" Hotch knew it was rare for Spencer to sleep or to be tired  so he looked at the team and looked at Spencer and they noded and Aaron took Spencer to his car and back home

Hotch is online

Hotch: his sleeping  his actually sleeping

Garcia is online

Garcia: I want a picture

Hotch: no fuck you this is too precious for anyone's eyes

Morgan is online

Morgan: hey I've seen pretty boy sleep

Hotch: not like this you have not I'm DIYNG over here it's so bright wtf

Rossi: imagine having a fucking staring contest with hotch?? 💀

Garcia: aw hell naw

Hotch: I don't think any of you have seen me blink

Spencer: no I was to busy looking at your perfect body and hair so not rlly

Hotch: hold up aint yo ass sposed to be asleep boy where tf you at

Spencer: idk I just kinda woke up saw you on your phone now I'm locked in the bathroom lol the door won't open

Hotch: Morgan get yo ass over here and do what you do best and kick down the damn door

Morgan: DANG WHY AM I THE ONE WHOS ALWAYD GETTING ATTACKED BITCH

Hotch: I'll make you have a staring contest with me stfu

Spencer: see here's something I don't undurstand how some people haven't tried fucking in semi public

Hotch: ok but jet and or air plain isn't the best idea so uh

Spencer: right right good tip it's impossible there's like so much echo and the risk of being found by someone getting awake too embarassing

Rossi: wait up that's ok no your telling me y'all have sex in the jet NOT IN THE BATHROOM but OUTSIDE OF IT WITH US IN IT?? EXCUSE YOUR SELF?? BUT IM NEVER GOING IN THE SAME JET AS YOU ALL WTF

Jennifer: pay up I bet 50 they would at least ones full on fuck in a public place

Rossi: I did two baby so idk wtf you talking bout

Strauss: guys tmr we get reminded of sexual talk and harassment i uh yeah bye

Strauss is offline

Hotch: hold up

Morgan: baby girl we fucked

Spencer: suddenly I need to go visit my mother...

Hotch: suddenly I want to meet Spencer's mother again...

Rossi: hey look at that I have a son and he wants to see me too bad I won't be able to go tmr

Jennifer: I have to take care of Henry.. that's to bad I can't go...

Emily: awww too bad I can't go either I have to walk my fish

Strauss is online

Strauss: suddenly I need to go meet my daughter tmr I guess I can't go to work tmr :(

Morgan: oh look at that there's houses on sale suddenly I need a new one I guess is gonnna take up my day for tmr

Garcia: omg:0 no way all of my computers just shut down it's going to take me at least two days I guess I can't come in tmr

Spencer: soooo we don't go tmr??

Hotch: we might as well dont we know this team will be the main target

Strauss: so apparently I just got told who ever misses the damn thing might be fired so I guess we have to go

Spencer: but Erin

Strauss: ikn baby ikn

Spencer: Aaron were all fucked

Hotch: yes we are love yes we are

Rossi: ah shit

Em: shit were all fucked I mean wait but who the hell snitched because

Strauss: that we are so see you all in the morning please try to not come with some hang over or high or anything we all know how crazy we are