BAU group chat but make it gay

Strwaberry Lipstick

Garcia is online

Garcia: if y'all don't get online I'm hacking into everyone's computer

Hotch is online

Spencer is online

Morgan is online

Rossi is online

Rossi: don't you fucking dare Garcia

Spencer: please don't

Hotch: do it and your fired

Morgan: baby girl I will personally ignore you for the rest of my life if you do that

Everyone is online

Prentiss: NO YOU DONT

Jennifer: HELL NO

Garcia: what y'all hiding

Garcia: wait no that's not the point the point is why did both hotch and Morgan have a red kiss mark on their cheek

Hotch: wait up I didn't wash it off Derek you saw me and did not say ANYTHING??

Morgan: WHAT WELL YOU SAW ME AND DIDJT SAY SHIT EITHER 

Spencer: oh

Garcia: wait you two?

Rossi: Hotchner a word with you in the office?

Hotch: uh

Rossi: get your ass up here before I drag you

30 minutes later

Hotch: uh

Garcia: he gave you a threaten you didn't he

Rossi: I did

Morgan: I'm still scared I never knew Garcia could be so scary I vote we put her with the unsubs

Jennifer: yeah...morgan hotch a word?

Prentiss: I'm here with JJ waiting

Spencer: there's really no need I knew it would happend

And hour later

Hotch: you little shit

Morgan: traitor

Spencer: :3 I shall not know what y'all talking about

Hotch: WE ALMOST GOT KILLED BC OF YOU

prentiss: I'm so confused what

Morgan: OK SO NONE OF YALL LET US TALK SO BASACLY SPENCER WAS THE ONE WHO KISSED US WITH THE LIPSTCK

Spencer: I still get my money🤺 right ? I better get my money bitch🤺🤺🤺

Morgan: I didn't think it would be so esay pretty boy

Spencer: thank you you flatter me

Garcia: hotch in a nutshell