Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in the family.
Doctor: No the problem is that nobody runs in your family.
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hey guys. lmao first off I want to say WHAT THE HELL THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR NEARLY 35k WHATTTT.
honestly I'm SO grateful for this. you guys are AMAZING ;)
and now lemme have my moment of self-promo...
Pretty Please (with a cherry on top) check out my book The Happiness Project. It's technically the first book that I'm actually sticking on writing till the end (crazy, right?!)
YOU ARE READING
The Book Of Jokes
Humor....I'm actually pretty hilarious. WARNING: This book may be too awesome to handle. Scientists advise for you to wear anti-awesomeness goggles for your own sake. ok I was 10 when I made this book. I also thought I was funny. I am, in fact, haha no...
