Guys who say, "Are you on your period?" after an argument amuse me because then I can nod and lean in and whisper,
"I started my day with a pool of blood surrounding me. Is that how you'd like me to end yours?"
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The Book Of Jokes
Humor....I'm actually pretty hilarious. WARNING: This book may be too awesome to handle. Scientists advise for you to wear anti-awesomeness goggles for your own sake. ok I was 10 when I made this book. I also thought I was funny. I am, in fact, haha no...
