Me: I FINALLY GOT A BOYFRIEND!!
Friend: *Squeals* OMG! Where is he?!?
Me: *Points at boyfriend*
Friend: [Name], how many times have we gone over this? You can't have a relationship with a poster.
Me: Well, somebody isn't going to be a bridesmaid anytime soon.
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The Book Of Jokes
Humor....I'm actually pretty hilarious. WARNING: This book may be too awesome to handle. Scientists advise for you to wear anti-awesomeness goggles for your own sake. ok I was 10 when I made this book. I also thought I was funny. I am, in fact, haha no...
