Technically speaking, there is food in this house.
But none of it is sweet or microwaveable.
Therefore there is no food in this house.
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The Book Of Jokes
Humor....I'm actually pretty hilarious. WARNING: This book may be too awesome to handle. Scientists advise for you to wear anti-awesomeness goggles for your own sake. ok I was 10 when I made this book. I also thought I was funny. I am, in fact, haha no...
