Me when I was a child and missed school:
Yay! Home and chicken noodle soup and movies!!
Me now when I miss school:
OH MY GOSH IM GONNA MISS MY MATH QUIZ AND GET LEFT BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND GET LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND ILL GET MY ABSENCE RECORDED ON MY RECORD AND ILL HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND IM GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND ILL LOSE MY FRIENDS AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PRABOLA
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The Book Of Jokes
Humor....I'm actually pretty hilarious. WARNING: This book may be too awesome to handle. Scientists advise for you to wear anti-awesomeness goggles for your own sake. ok I was 10 when I made this book. I also thought I was funny. I am, in fact, haha no...
