Me talking to somebody I hate:
Them: Hey. I'm having a pool party this Saturday. Wanna come?
Me: Um...sure. Ok.
Them: HAHA! Just kidding. I would never invite you.
Me: Good. I wasn't in the mood for whale watching anyways.

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The Book Of Jokes
Humor....I'm actually pretty hilarious. WARNING: This book may be too awesome to handle. Scientists advise for you to wear anti-awesomeness goggles for your own sake. ok I was 10 when I made this book. I also thought I was funny. I am, in fact, haha no...