Once, I got a D in kindergarten and I thought my parents were literally gonna kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked flowers and pieces of grass and let it blow away with the wind.
It was very dramatic. I cried.

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Once, I got a D in kindergarten and I thought my parents were literally gonna kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked flowers and pieces of grass and let it blow away with the wind.
It was very dramatic. I cried.