Girl: let's play 2 truths and a lie.
Boy: Ok. You start.
Girl: One: I hate bacon.
Two: I am pregnant and you are the father.
Three: You are telling my parents about this.
Boy: The lie is...two??
Girl: Nope, one.
Boy: HOW CAN YOU HATE BACON?!
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The Book Of Jokes
Humor....I'm actually pretty hilarious. WARNING: This book may be too awesome to handle. Scientists advise for you to wear anti-awesomeness goggles for your own sake. ok I was 10 when I made this book. I also thought I was funny. I am, in fact, haha no...
