Cashier woman: Oh are you buying all these?
Me: No. I'm stealing them. I just wanted to show you first...

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The Book Of Jokes
Humor....I'm actually pretty hilarious. WARNING: This book may be too awesome to handle. Scientists advise for you to wear anti-awesomeness goggles for your own sake. ok I was 10 when I made this book. I also thought I was funny. I am, in fact, haha no...
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Cashier woman: Oh are you buying all these?
Me: No. I'm stealing them. I just wanted to show you first...