I was walking around town with my boyfriend once and then he walked up to a tree and started laughing.
I asked him why he was laughing and then he moved so I could get a good look at what seemed to be a poster.
On the top it had said:
MISSING UNICORN!
On the bottom in fine print it said:
If found please stop drinking.

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Humor....I'm actually pretty hilarious. WARNING: This book may be too awesome to handle. Scientists advise for you to wear anti-awesomeness goggles for your own sake. ok I was 10 when I made this book. I also thought I was funny. I am, in fact, haha no...