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I was walking around town with my boyfriend once and then he walked up to a tree and started laughing.

I asked him why he was laughing and then he moved so I could get a good look at what seemed to be a poster.

On the top it had said:

MISSING UNICORN!

On the bottom in fine print it said:

If found please stop drinking.

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