Impossibilities in the world:
1) U can't count your hair
2) u can't wash your hair with soap
3) you can't pronounce P with your tongue out
4) put your tongue back in, Fool
10 things I know about You:
1) you are human
2) you are reading this
3) you can't breathe with your mouth open
4) you just attempted to do it
6) you're laughing at yourself
7) you have a smile on your face and you just realized you skipped "5"
8) you went to check to see if there was a "5"
9) You laugh because you are an idiot and everyone falls for this, too
10) you are going to do this to a friend.
YOU ARE READING
The Book Of Jokes
Humor....I'm actually pretty hilarious. WARNING: This book may be too awesome to handle. Scientists advise for you to wear anti-awesomeness goggles for your own sake. ok I was 10 when I made this book. I also thought I was funny. I am, in fact, haha no...
