𝘽𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙖 𝙉𝙤𝙫𝙖: 𝗕.𝗘 𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗦

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𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝙲𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝: 𝟽𝟾𝟷

𝚈/𝙽 𝙿•𝙾•𝚅
Dude, I'm so fucking excited todays Billie's album finally comes out! I'm so so happy for her, she's worked her ass off and I know it's gonna be amazing.

Right now I'm on my way to Finneas house where Maggie, Patrick, Billie, and Claudia are to listen to the album but Billie said we're not gonna be listening to the album with them.

I don't understand now but I will later

𝙱𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎'𝚜 𝙿•𝙾•𝚅
Todays the day I finally get to release my baby

I've never been so excited in my life like it's crazy but not only is the album coming out, I'm coming out... to my best friend.

Probably the dumbest shit ever cause I might get rejected but worth a shot you know

So basically what I'm saying is I'm shitting my pants because I'm releasing an album today and telling someone I have feelings for them.

While I was writing happier than ever I realized my love for Y/n became more and more strong so I wrote Halley's comet.

               ~ᴛɪᴍᴇ sᴋɪᴘ ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪᴍ ʟᴀᴢʏ ᴀs ғᴜᴄᴋ~

𝚈/𝙽 𝙿•𝙾•𝚅
Just a few more seconds until the album comes out we're counting down the time like it's new years.

" 𝟭𝟬, 𝟵, 𝟴, 𝟳, 𝟲, 𝟱, 𝟰, 𝟯, 𝟮, 𝟭, 𝘼𝙃𝙃𝙃!! " everybody screams with excitement

" 𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿! " Finneas screams

" 𝗦𝗵𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝘂𝗽 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗮𝘀, " I say

We all calm down ready to start listening and right when I was about to sit down and get comfortable Billie pulls me up and drags me outside.

" 𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗲, 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴? 𝗪𝗲'𝗿𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝗮𝗹𝗯𝘂𝗺 "

" 𝗪𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂? "

" 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗵? "

" 𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗿 𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗲'𝗿𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲
𝗰𝗮𝗿 "

I don't even say anything I just get in the car

I'm happy to be sharing this moment with just Billie

Moments like this will always be memorable

                             ~ᴛɪᴍᴇ sᴋɪᴘ ʙɪᴛᴄʜᴇs~

When I tell you I'm in shock I mean I'm in fucking shock

This album is fucking brilliant, amazing, sexy, and just more indescribable words

And don't get me started on happier than ever, Goldwing, and oxytocin

Oxytocin has my punani jumping up, down, and side to side

The whole album is genius but we still have more song to listen to, Billie purposely skipped it cause she wanted me to pay attention to it

𝙱𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎'𝚜 𝙿•𝙾•𝚅
" 𝗖𝗮𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗻𝗼𝘄? " Y/n said whining like a baby