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𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 BilliesBitch08   𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜

𝚈/𝙽 𝙿•𝙾•𝚅
Hey, everybody, my name is Jared I'm 19 and I never learned how to fucking read
I'm kidding I'm Y/n and I have an 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝗼𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 sister that makes me wanna go back to the orphanage
Her name is Billie Eilish
Yes, the singer Billie Eilish, who else?

Anyways, she's been bothering me all day to make her a burrito and I simply DON'T WANT TO!

" 𝗬/𝗻 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 "

" 𝗡𝗢 𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗘! "

" 𝗪𝗵𝘆 𝗻𝗼𝘁? "

" 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗮 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆 "

" 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝘆? 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 "

" 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 "

" 𝗢𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗮𝗱𝗼𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗢𝗬𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝘄𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗮 𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗼 "

" 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝘂𝗺𝗺𝘆 "

" 𝗜'𝗺 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻 "

" 𝙃𝙖 𝙝𝙖 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗬/𝗻 "

" 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 "

I start walking up the stairs until Ms. Annoying calls me

" 𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗕𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛! "

" 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗨𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗘 " my mom says

" 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗛 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗨𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗘 "

" 𝗦𝗵𝘂𝘁 𝘂𝗽 𝗵𝗼𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 "

" 𝙐𝙝 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁? "

" 𝗗𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗮 𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗼? "

" 𝗬𝗲𝘀 "

" 𝗡𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 "

" 𝗔𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗕𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵 "

" 𝗕𝗢𝗧𝗛 𝗢𝗙 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗨𝗔𝗚𝗘 "

ᴀ/ɴ
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