Scarlett Johansson 🧸

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A/n- so this is just a little fun chapter before the drama goes down😮‍💨😮‍💨..........enjoy..........bye..............why are you still here..........go read.................scroll!!!..............okay okay bye
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Chris: Nova would you say your independent?
Nova:[looks over at Scarlett]
Scarlett: [nods]
Nova: I'd say so yes.
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Nova: babe have I ever told you that you cook well?
Scarlett: aw no you haven't :)
Nova: so why do you keep cooking?
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Scarlett: hey nova can you help me with my zipper.
Nova: of course
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Scarlett: up nova
Nova: oops sorry
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Nova: when I was younger I started a gang
Scarlett: how did that go?
Nova: it turned into a book club
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Nova: so if you drop soap on the ground is it clean or dirty?
Scarlett: I can't with you.
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Nova: if you think about it. When a giraffe drinks coffee it will be cold by the time it gets to its stomach.
Scarlett: where are these coming from.
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Nova: can you cry under water?
Scarlett: what?
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Nova: do fish ever get thirsty?
Ivy: good question
Scarlett: I can't with you.
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3am:

Nova: psst
Scarlett: nova this better not be another 3am stupid questions.
Nova: come on *you pout*
Scarlett: okay fine. I sighed up for this when we started dating.

*you squeal.*
N: why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep?
S: I don't know babe

N:why is it called building if it's already built?
S: where do you even come up with these.
N: my brain *you shrug*

N:when they say dogs food is new and improved who tastes it?
S: dogs?
N: but how would they know it's new and improved if they can't talk to us.
*scarlett sighs"

N:why does a round pizza come in a square box?
S: I honestly don't know.

N: why is bacon called bacon if you cook it and why are cookies called cookies if you bake them?
S: now your just making my head hurt.

N:why doesn't glue stick to its own bottle?
S: wait that one is actually a good question.

N:don't you hate when people come to our house and is like 'do you have a bathroom' like what are we supposed to say 'no we pee in the yard'
S:*dies of laughter* come one babe let's go to sleep we have a long day tomorrow.
N: ugh fine Goodnight love
S: Goodnight baby