MHA oneshots

Headcannons

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Since I can't write any good oneshots for Endeavor (I know. Sad.) I decided to make a couple of headcannons for him cuz why not.

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- Endeavor absoluetly hates it when you stir your cup of coffee/tea. The way the cup tings annoys him and he will politely ask you to stop.

- He never told you he had reading glasses or glasses in general. He thinks they're embarrassing and makes him less "him".

- Not the extreme affectionate type ( wow surprising 🙄) but, he does hold your hand loosely. Since he got much much larger hands, he just covers your hand up. Really good in winter because he heats up to a comfortably warm temperature.

- Sometimes he doesn't even know he's doing it.

- When hanging out with Hawks, he tries to avoid any topic concerning you. It's not that he's afraid of talking about you, but Hawks tends to have a big fat fucking mouth and he doesn't want to out you to the public yet.

- Loves watches. Not the digital ones, the analog ones with the Individual lines and hands and stuff.

- Actually hates spring and summer. Not because of his quirk, but it does keep him uncomfortable for the 6 months.

- Favorite snow cone flavor is Blue Raspberry. Don't ask it just is. But, he does like tigers blood too.

- Allergic to Pine.

- He has a long time favorite TV series and he refuses to tell you (it's Cheer)

- Shoto knows about it, but he's literally bribed and begged him not to tell.

- Shoto told you.

- Natsou doesn't mind you all that much. He does find your stews a little salty though.

- You have a son named Kain. He's a lovely boy that goes to class with Shoto. But, it was only after you guys started to see each other that they actually talked.

- Soccer mom vibes. Enji would try to pull you down to sit as Shoto advanced after beating Sero. He says you're embarrassing him, but do you really care?

- Enji is the person thats funny sometimes. He tries to joke and sometimes it doesn't land and thats fine. When it does though, you're heaving and threatening to throw up.

- like Historical Fiction.

- hates hates hates Hamilton. You take him to see it one time on Broadway  and one time was enough.

- Matter in fact the only musical he doesn't mind is Mean Girls and its only because he likes it when you really get into World Burn.

- sings pretty good. Frank Sintara kinda vibe, maybe a little Bublé too.

- likes classical music, but not the old 1856 shit. Like Merry go Round from Howls Moving Castle or Cafe 1930. Doesn't mind listening to jazz though.

- Taps his wheel when he drives.

- Spicy food isn't really his thing. Enji could handle it but, it's just not for him. Only with certain food.

- I n h a l e s seafood. Crabs his favorite and no he will not eat artifical crab. Hed rather die than do that.

- Has a lot of confidence problems. Mostly because he doesn't feel worthy of the ranking. He feels like he's too despicable for such a acknowledgement.

- Snores loud. Sleeps awkwardly. Wakes up complaining about "his neck hurting and his throat dry" like yeah you know.

- Growing up, you had a blanket that had a wolf on it that your parents bought you. The really soft one that was too small for you? Well, you mentioned it once, saying you missed sleeping under it some nights.

- Enji knows exactly what you're talking about, saying he had the tiger growing up.

- You got one from a swap meet.

- Hates plane rides. Too long and with his height a little difficult.

- Isn't the biggest fan of sugar. He puts honey in his tea.

- with a side of lemon

-and almost cold.

- has a favorite mug (it's the one you bought on your third date when you forgot it was his 2 year anniversary of being number 1)

- He wakes up earlier than you. You have a work at home business job one day out of the week and you take the opportunity to sleep in.

-he tries his best to be quiet but he tends to curse under his breath louder than he wanted.

- but since you're a heavy sleeper, you don't hear anything.

- When he was leaving the first couple of nights of you sleeping over, he was late simply because he debated on either giving a forehead kiss or not.

- he does.

- Other times, you do get woken up as he was about to leave, leaving him to decide on whether he should do it again.

- he ends up tilting your head a bit and kissing your cheek. Quick and out the door because he embarrassed.

- Enji isn't one to like hugs, but (and he won't e v e r admit it cuz 💫ego💫) the kind where you place yourself between his legs and hold him like a mother would to a child got him feeling some kind of way.

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Sorry it was a longer one but, it's just him yall 😔