Behind The Scenes of HYAMLC with Enigma and the crew.

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"All of you, here. NOW." Enigma growled, holding up a steel pole as she glared at the team. In front of her was the whole TFP crew, on their knees.

"E-Enigma- w-we can explain-"

"DON'T EVEN FUCKING START." She seethed, holding the long staff at Megatron's face. Optimus smiled, trying to wiggle his way out.

"Lady Anna-"

WHACK!

Enigma threw the pole onto the wall behind them, loud clang resonating the whole working area.

"Another word and that pole flies to your face. I don't give a damn if you're my favourite character." Anna seethed. Optimus gulped, raising his hands up.

"W-WE'RE SORRY!!" The crew said in unison, holding their hands up in a praying motion. Anna growled, rubbing her tired eyes as she chewed them out.

"I gave you lots a script. Follow it, for Primus's sake! I didn't ask you guys to tear the wall down, did I?! The scripts were written in THIRD PERSON POV, not some kind of Deadpool-breaks-the-fourth-wall type!!" she groaned.

"B-But it's f-fun?" Wheeljack smiled.

"And it's also fun to send you to the ER, but you don't see me do that." She retorted. He gulped, going silent. Checking her clipboard, Enigma let out another sigh, rubbing her temples. Optimus scooted forward, gently looking out for the tired writer.

"Are you alright?" the Prime said, poking her cheeks.

"Don't play cute to win your way out, Optimus. It's not working." She waved at him, huffing.

"No, I am not. I admit, we've gotten...carried away. But I do like this specific chapter, if I do say myself. English Education would indeed fit me well." He smirked, nuzzling closer to the writer.

"Optimus, this is cheating and you know it." she said, blushing. The writer didn't want to give in so quickly.

After all, she STILL had to pay for the walls.

Megatron followed suit, inching towards the femme.

"Don't be so down, young one. Come on, we did a great job on the series. Isn't that right, Pax?" he said, nudging at the Prime.

"Yes indeed." Optimus agreed, still holding the blue-haired girl.

"T-This i-isn't fair!!" she groaned, gently knocking his fist onto Optimus's chest as he hugged the exhausted Prime. He nodded at the crew, making them breathe a sigh of relief as they yelled in chorus.

"Thank you, Enigma!!"

"I hate you guys..."

"Nope! You love us!!"

"Please pay for my wall..." she sobbed, entirely done with the team. Soundwave gave her a gentle pat, handing her a tape.

"For the wall."

Enigma cried at the action, not wanting to patch the damn thing again.

"You know what? Fuck it, you guys go ahead and break it. BUT, only for the oneshots! If you break the Ioa series I AM GOING TO SKIN YOU GUYS ALIVE!" Enigma warned.

"Yes ma'am!!" they saluted. Megatron came over, holding the writer's notebook as he flipped the page.

"Hey Anna, why didn't you add the scene about Optimus giving me my gift? I did try to play the amazing matchmaker after all." He said, glaring at the book.

"I would, but then it wouldn't focus much on the reader."

"Meh, the reader came for us, not for themselves." He smirked, bowing at the lady. Enigma rolled her eyes, taking away the book.

"Initially, I was about to add it inside. OP was going to give you an ugly sweater, and you did the same too, causing a massive snowball fight. Unfortunately, as I reread the idea it suddenly went off-track so I decided against it." Anna sighed.

"To be honest, that would DEFINITELY get the readers worked up." Knockout said, checking his nails.

"Yeah, who wouldn't want a snowball fight with the crew?!" Miko piped in, leaning over the couch.

"To bad, I'm not doing it."

"PLEASEEEEE?"

"...tsk."

"YASS!!"

"Other story, not linked with this chapter." Enigma mumbled, flipping her pages.

"Fair enough. Hey, can I get a Christmas chapter too?" Starscream asked, his fingers dancing in the air.

"Depends, I had a Valentine chapter for you actually...but V-day is long gone." Enigma chuckled.

"All the more reason to have a Christmas chapter for me then~" Starscream wiggled his eyebrow, smirking at the petite femme.

"I'll see what I can do. I haven't got Smoke's chapter in yet."

"OH, COME ON!" Smokescreen pouted, flipping towards the couch.

"Hey, watch it! I got stuff to do, okay!?" Anna narrowed her eyes at the rookie.

"Fiiiinee..."

"When's mine?" Lightblade pouted too, nuzzling with her creator. Anna gently caressed the femme medic's head, feeling bad.

"Soon, soon. But come on, you really want your book to end that fast?"

"N-No...but that means I-I can p-probably hop by into this world...ehehe..." she smiled sheepishly.

"Yeah...no."

"Damn it." Lightblade growled, huffing. Optimus rubbed the writer's head tenderly, smiling at the blushing girl.

"The chapter was amazing. Once again, many thanks little one." he said.

"Yeah, I ate too many dog food writing that. And Qixi just passed too." She rolled her eyes, sighing once again. Reviewing her clipboard, Enigma hummed in delight and pointed towards the camera.

"Alright, I think I'm done. You guys fix the wall yourself...or don't fix it. I don't care anymore. Say your thanks to the readers- OH WAIT!" she slapped her forehead, stopping the team. Grabbing the camera, she pointed it at Breakdown and Dreadwing while calling the Autobot Commander over.

"Ultra Magnus sir, come over here!" She said, waving her hands. Ultra Magnus followed, curiosity getting the best of him and the two Decepticons.

"Is there something wrong?"

"Nope! Just gotta give you three this," Enigma carried the camera and hugged the trio, making them stiffen up. Pulling away, she smirked.

"There, did as you requested @LeafyEars." She hummed in delight.

"Alrighty, say bye-bye!" she held up the camera, slowly turning to capture all the crew.

"Bye-bye!"

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