Clint I revoke your bathroom privileges

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No Ones Pov:

The Avengers, the world's mightiest heroes, sat around the semi large coffee table and questioned their lives.

Clint: "Wow... He's much more pure than I thought. Tony... I don't know how you did it but you found another person to like you, but isn't a piece of shit."

Tony: "Clint I revoke your bathroom privileges." *walks away*

Clint: "YOU HOE! YOU BETTER NOT!"

Tony: "I just did. Have fun getting creative bitch."

(Yes I did a vine. Deal with it. )

Clint: "TONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-"

Wanda: "SHUT UP CLINT OR SO HELP ME I WILL KILL YOU!"

Clint: "Noted."

Vision: "You could just buy your own toilet paper, you know."

Clint: "I forgot about that. Brb!"

Nat: "Did he really just say Brb?"

Pietro: "Yes he did."

Nat: "Very......"

Wanda: "Child like?"

Steve: "We have met a child and he acts nothing like that."

Vision: "Correction Peter is a teen. A small flaw in your judgement, Clint and Tony on the other hand are in fact a children... Maybe something younger but I don't think they qualify as baby's. Tony is a bit to smart to be a baby he just acts like one."

Sam: "That's harsh dude, even for you. Also be careful you don't want your toilet paper privileges revoked."

Vision: " I don't particularly need to use the bathroom Mr.Wilson."

Everyone: ...

Nat: "Well good night. One of you boys need to go and fetch Clint because he got mobbed again."




Wow.... I made Vision sassy-ish. Kinda happy with it.

Kinda short. Sorry about that.

Hope you enjoy.

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Have a nice day/afternoon/night you psycho spiders!

- Author-san

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