Markos: Hey, wanna go to Dairy Queen?
James: Sure!
Ali: *overhears and sneaks into the backseat*
*At carpark of Dairy Queen*
Markos: What do you wanna get?
Ali: *jumps up* I dunno about you but I'm really craving a milkshake!
Markos and James: *hysterical screaming*
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Cho, dramatically: She was poetry but he couldn't read
James: His name was Jared, he's nineteen
Lia: When his parents built a strange machine
Vibi: Watch that scene dig it the dancing queen
Cho, James, Lia and Vibi: AAAAAAYYYY, MACARENA
Ana: ..........Horrible job, everyone
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Markos: I am 39 cheetos tall
Eliza: Why did you think you needed to measure your height in cheetos?
Markos: Because we were out of Doritos
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Ali, with an Ouija Board: Morro,are you here?
Morro, looking very pissed: I'm literally right here, you can see me-
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Lia: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
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Cho: A theif.
Ana: Thief?
Cho: Theif.
Ana: I before E, except after C.
Cho: Thceif.
Ana: No.
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Ali: Croissants: dropped
Cho: Road: works ahead
Vibi: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Lia: Shavacado: fre
Ana: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Eliza:
Eliza, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Markos, standing with their back turned: I've been expecting you, James.
James: How did you do that without turning around?
Markos: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
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Ana, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Lia: But – that's just a trash can.
Ana: It sure is!
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Vibi, negotiating with Evil Kidnapper: We have Eliza. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Eliza: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Vibi:
Eliza: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Vibi: ELIZA STOP
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Cho: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Ali, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Vibi: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Eliza: That's why I carry two swords.
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Lia: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Ali: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Lia: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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James: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Eliza: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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Markos: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Ana: You would eat yourself?
Markos: I wouldn't even question it.
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Ali: Goodnight moon.
Ali: Goodnight tree.
Ali: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
YOU ARE READING
the simp squad + elfi
Fanfictionhehe😈😏😅😌✨💅🏾 And no, you are not mistaken, that right there IS a maturity warning!
