the simp squad + elfi

us as stuff said by kpop idols

happy borfday liz <3

ft: Eliza_Cameron chocoqueen29 lia-rxse TheSapphireNinja the_quiet_jade JamesTheSwagg3r alirxi

Liz: *reading comments* Liz, throw it back...what, am I supposed to twerk?
- rosé blackpink

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Cho: I LOVE strawberry! Berry berry...strawberry!
- jhope bts

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Ana: Ohhhh, party party yeah!
- jungkook bts

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Markos: I'm not gonna step on you. I'll love tap you, love kick you, but I'm not gonna step on you. Stepping on people hurts, man! If you pay me enough, I mean anything's possible
- eric nam

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James: Poison. Night apple is poison apple. You know? *bites apple* But, I'm okay. Because...I'm JK
- jungkook bts

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Elfi: I love hamburger! And Sprite!
- jhope bts

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Ana: It's nice to feel the morning breeze! *wind proceeds to blow aggressively into her face*
-jisoo blackpink

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Person: Tell us your best jokes

Markos: Honestly, I'm not really one for jokes

Lia: Markos is good looking

Liz: *c h o k e s*

Markos: *blank stare*
- beomgyu/soobin/yeonjun txt

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Elfi: One, two, three

Elfi:

Cho:

Cho/Elfi: PARDON?!

Elfi: That's right! Use it like that! For example, Cho. Example one, situation one, listen and repeat! So Cho, your timberlands and plain tee seem pretty, can I borrow them? One, two, three...

Cho:

Elfi:

Cho/Elfi: PARDON?

Elfi: If you do this, you can stop them because that person can't say anything!
- namjoon/jungkook bts

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Liz:

Liz: Everyone is so weird today
- suga bts

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Elfi and Cho cooking a dish

Liz: Gordon Ramsey would've slapped y'all
- suga bts

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Lia: I cried again today *peace sign*
- jungkook bts

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James: Can I have some bottle of water? Harry Potter? Shut up, Malfoy! PrOfEsSoR??
- namjoon bts

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