A Small Adventure (One Piece fanfic)

Meeting Big Mom

Lemon book is out buds. I think I'll be posting the Sanji one in a bit.

I was watching Steven Universe again while I was writing this lol. Completely irrelevant fact but yea. I just wanted yall to know the happenings of my life
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"My god... I thought we were at a completely different island," I muttered, realizing that the ship only went around the coast of the island, not to another one. I felt someone walk behind me. "Something you need?" I asked, tilting my head backwards to look up at the extremely tall purple haired man. I'm pretty sure he's as tall as Doflamingo.

"You're not so bad when you're not being insufferable," Cracker said, as if he was funny.

I couldn't help but roll my eyes, proceeding to look forward again and changing the topic, "Have you ever met a guy named Doflamingo?"

"I've never met him, but he's allies with Kaido so if I ever did, I'd have killed him," he replied. "Your crew destroyed his either way, so it doesn't matter much."

"Well you remind me of him, all the way down to your weird smile," I pointed out. I jumped off of the ship as soon as I finished, having realized that we were docking.

He jumped after me, successfully causing a bunch of pawn-looking guys to start scrambling on the deck. They were probably supposed to help him down or something. He began walking ahead of me, so I took it as a cue to follow. I'm surprised he's not angry about the comment I made, but I won't provoke a reaction for now.

We started walking through a candy town. As I was looking around, I could see various races wondering around. I'm honestly impressed with how much of a mixture there is here. "Mama is impressive, right?" he proudly asked, and then he continued, "Of course she is. I can see that you're surprised by how many people she successfully brought together."

"I'll be honest, I didn't expect all of this. This is even more unexpected than the food buildings. Speaking of which, do the buildings expire?" I questioned, looking around.

"They do, and they're usually demolished by being eaten a day or two before it actually expires," he explained.

People were looking our way, mostly in confusion. Their eyes would travel between Cracker and I. Why? Probably because I'm out of place and he's a public figure. Or at least I think he is. I just know he's Big Mom's son. That's got to mean something, especially here when she's literally ruling this place.

"Hey, what's your position in this place anyway?" I asked.

He grinned widely, "I'm one of the three Sweet Commanders. The tenth son of Big Mom."

"I see... how many kids does she even have? That 'tenth' bit made it sound like there's more of you," I followed up.

"She has 85 children, which range between the ages of 50 and 8," he replied as if it were normal.

I stared up at him in shock, seeing that he was simply looking forward now, not paying attention to all the eyes on our passing figures. I calmed down since I didn't need him reacting to my expressions. "You know, you're not so bad when you're not accusing me of being a family abandoner," I mimicked his earlier claim. He scoffed, but surprisingly didn't give me a snarky response.

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"Here we are," Cracker said as we stood in front of two huge double doors, which had smiling faces on them. He threw them open in the middle of me admiring my surroundings. "I've brought her, Mama." 

The ominous darkness covering her insanely huge form faded as the double doors opened wider, revealing the Yonko in all of her glory. She was smiling while all of the... desserts around her were looking scared, staring at Cracker. I don't know why the food had faces on it, but at this point, why am I surprised. "Good job, Cracker. Another task for you has arrived. I need you to tend to the issues the Seducing Woods. Give them a taste of something that'll make them wish for death~!" the giant woman chimed evilly. The issue was most likely the Sanji Retrieval Team.