A Small Adventure (One Piece fanfic)

Super-Healing Drug

Um... very late update... sorry yall... i have whiplash from my lemon book disappearing... I literally almost had a katakuri one done... it took so long... and now... its gone...
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I held one of the Beast Pirates in a headlock while I walked through another stupid hall. I forgot that it's actually a maze in here. Footsteps stomped from around the corner in front of me, signaling that there was yet another wave of these stupid soldiers. This time, it was a mix of animals and regulars. "Alright, let's get this over with," I sighed, throwing the guy under my arm into the wall beside me.

"I'm Otama!" I heard the girl's voice echo through the speakers of the palace. Wasn't she not supposed to be here? "My friends who ate Kibi Dango! I need to ask a favor of you! Please side with Big Bro Luffy's group and Momonosuke's group! And take down Kaido with us!"

Just as I kicked one of the men's heads, the group of Kaido's men turned on each other. Specifically, the animals in the bunch ended up fighting the regular guys. "Um, what is happening?" I blurted.

A gorilla... fusion thing answered my question. "Otama-sama has given us an order! We will be helping anyone on her side!" he said.

"...Right..." I mumbled. I don't understand. I stood there, rubbing my chin in thought while the animal hybrids beat all of their former allies. Now that I think about it, didn't she take control of the horse lady from before? Did she feed all these people the kibi dango? How did she spread them so fast?.... I conclude that I don't actually care, I'm just glad that she did.

"Ally of Otama-sama! We will help you, wherever you wish to go!" a zebra guy said.

"You can help me by finding Otama and helping her out," I told him. The seven animal hybrids nodded and ran back around the corner, shouting about how they couldn't wait to help their master.

Once I couldn't hear them anymore, I leaned against a wall. My side is in pain. I lifted my top to look at the fabric wrapped around my lower ribs. Upon seeing it, I was reminded of what happened earlier. I slammed my head against the wall.

"No, you're not thinking about it. You're in a war. I'm not thinking about Law. I am in a war," I recited the mantra I've been repeating ever since I started wandering the halls. I wiped the blood dripping down my forehead. Maybe I should stop bashing my head into things. I may actually be causing myself permanent brain damage. Between this habit and living on the Sunny, my brain is in serious danger.

Speaking of things wrong with my brain, I can't help but wonder what's going on with Katakuri now that I've seen Big Mom. Is that wrong? Maybe. But he did turn out to be a pretty nice guy in the end of his fight with Luffy. Too bad I totally ditched him after calling him my type. I doubt anything would have happened if I stayed, he didn't seem romantically interested in me. He said I was amusing, though. That view of me could change depending on the outcome of the raid's events. I will be associated with the people who may end Big Mom, after all. That isn't a very nice thought.

I dragged a hand down my face. Look at me, thinking about men at every second of the day. Am I having my second puberty? I guess this is the price I must pay for traveling the globe with a bunch of hot people. Said hot people are currently fighting for the freedom of a country. Guess I should get back to that. This was a nice short break for my ribs before I get back to action. Don't really know where to go, though...

Ah, I should be looking for Chopper. Wasn't he on the performance floor by himself? How do I get out of here? I don't know. But I know for a fact that the exit is not in these damn halls. I stood up straight and looked at the four walls I was surrounded by. I proceeded to do a little eenie meenie minie moe action to figure out which wall was going to gain a human sized hole in it.