A Small Adventure (One Piece fanfic)

Robin

"Oi..."

I rolled over. Why was I being woken up when I could already hear my alarm blaring at me. Why can't they just let it do its job.

"Oi."

I rolled again. Can they just shut up?

"OI! GET THE HELL UP, WOMAN!" My eyebrow twitched as I finally realized who decided to bug me. My eyes pried open and I looked up to see Zoro towering over me.

"Hey hey hey, if you were horny, you didn't have to wake m- AGH!" I grunted when the hilt of a sword pushed into my stomach. "IT WAS A JOKE, A FUCKING JOKE! LET ME LIVE!" I shrieked, trying to push the sword off of me. He just stared down at me blankly, then finally took it off. "Gosh, that's not the right sword to use when you're hor-"

"SHUT UP ALREADY!" he yelled, and I ran away immediately when he tried to kick me. He calmed down a bit, crossing his arms over his chest and sighing. "How could you not wake up with the sirens going off?" he asked.

I stared at him with a deadpan and said, "You are definitely not the person that should be asking about how I slept through something. You. Of all people. HA! Never say that to me again."

I went to use the ground behind me to stand up, but was met with air and I fell off of the roof of the building we were both on. I fell asleep up here after Chopper and Sanji left Zoro and me at the inn. Luffy and Nami were going to see a guy named Iceberg since he apparently was shot last night. Anyway, back to me falling. I saw Zoro run over and try to grab my flailing hand, but it was too late, I fell to the ground. I was so surprised I didn't even activate my power. I just crashed into a bunch of stray crates. 

Sitting up, I climbed out of the crates and spotted a man that probably watched me fall, seeing as he was wide eyed. "Oh! Hello! Could you please tell me what the sirens are about?" I asked, walking up to him while brushing off some wooden debris.

With hearts for eyes, he got down on one knee and grabbed my hand, "WOW! A angel! You must have fallen from heaven! You're beautiful!" he gushed. I scratched the nape of my neck awkwardly at that. All the men here are so forward. Kind of like Sanji.

"Haha.. thank you. Would you please answer my question, though, sir?" I mumbled. 

"AH! You can call me Agyo!" he chirped, "And the sirens are about the aqua laguna! It's a storm surge that happens around certain times of the year. The town submerges in water, so everyone evacuates to high ground."

I grinned and gripped the hand that he held onto mine with, shaking it firmly in thanks, "Thanks for the information! You were really helpful, Agyo!" I let go of his hand and turned away to get back to the roof, but the man gripped my hand and pulls me back. "Uh, yes?"

He smiled widely at me and said, "I just wanted to know if you were free later this week! We could go on a date!" 

I opened my mouth to reply, but a heavy thud interrupted me. I didn't even get to turn around before a large hand was placed on my shoulder and Agyo's eyes widened. "Eh? You wanna take this demon woman on a date? Sorry, but she's busy for forever. Never ask again," I heard the deep voice of Zoro grumble behind me. The man said a quick sorry and a goodbye, then he scurried off.

Tilting my head back, I looked at Zoro who was staring straight at the man's retreating figure. "Demon woman? Also, you have a sharp jawline," I hummed. He looked down to see me, and then jumped away when he realized our faces were so close. I rolled my eyes and turned around to look at him. "Anyway, I'll be back. I'm going to try to find Robin too. On higher ground of course. See ya, greenie!" I chimed and then jumped up the buildings to the roofs, looking around.