The Attack of Simple Perfection

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Now that Dr. Armando was believed to be dead, the members of C.E.L.E. thought that they would have some time to relax and go to Hawaii. They were packing their bags when Lila decided to turn on the news.

"This just in, a new detective agency has just come to town and is making big bucks," the news-men said. The 'Ghostbuster' song began to play; however, instead of Ghostbusters, the song used the words 'Simple Perfection.'

"What? But I thought we were the only detective agency in town! This is not right at all!" Chary shouted, sounding very angry in the middle of the Simple Perfection song (she was so angry that she wanted to punch through the radio).

"What's going on?" Elina asked as she walked into the room.

"Did you just hear the news?" Lila asked. Elina listened to the song that was still playing on the radio.

"What's up with this?" Elina asked.

"Apparently, there's a new detective agency in town called 'Simple Perfection,' and it has become viral," Lila exclaimed.

"Wow, you're right, Chary. A new detective agency in town is bad. They even have their own terrible theme song that is in the same tune of another song!" Elina added.

"I mean, what type of detective agency name is 'Simple Perfection'?" Elliott asked as he walked into the room as well.

"Well, guys. It looks like our vacation is going to need to wait. Because we need to figure out what's going on with this new detective agency," Lila proclaimed. They quickly unpacked their bags and hopped in the car with their dogs, Patch and Connie. They then drove to the office of the new detective agency. They went inside and rang the bell.

"May I help you?" the lady that just came out asked.

"Yes, I want you to shut down your detective agency because we are the first, only, and best detective agency in the town!" Chary demanded.

"Chary, we aren't at the part yet. We first ask the agency what cases they solved, tell them how we are better, and then we ask them to shut down the agency," Lila whispered. She then looked back at the lady behind the desk. "I'm sorry, but we just came here to ask what cases your agency has solved," Lila explained to the lady with a calm voice.

"Well, we just started after the bank was robbed, so we knew that we had to start a new agency to stop that person and restore the bank's money," the lady replied. "We also stopped many more robberies and saved people who were kidnapped. Everything we do is perfect, so that is why our company is called 'Simple Perfection,'" the lady added.

"Well, we came to say that our detective agency was first, it is better, faster, and we were able to stop an evil villain and his evil plans," Elina explained.

"We also command you to shut down your agency right now!" Chary yelled.

"I am sorry, but we are not going to shut down our agency because some random people said we should," the lady replied.

"Patch! Attack her," Chary commanded Patch. Patch jumped up and began attacking the lady.

"Woah, Chary! Patch attacking people was not part of the plan!" Elina yelled over Patch's barking.

"Fine. Patch, come back," Chary said. Patch immediately stopped attacking the lady. The members of C.E.L.E. and the dogs ran out of the building as fast as they could and hopped in the car.

"Chary, what were you thinking? That wasn't part of the plan," Lila asked Chary on the way home. "And besides, I planted an invisible camera in the office so we can see and hear what they are doing."

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