Chasers & Beaters

•swears & switches•

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d. diggory's POV
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Mooney knows.

Mooney fucking knows.

Remus fucking Lupin knows.

"So when do I get to get my money?" Remus asked James and I. "W-" James started but I cut him off. "You and Ted have to share the money because he caught us at the wedding." I said and James nodded.

"Fucking hell. Fine. But when do I get the money." Remus said. "When we go public." I said and he snickered. "You act like that's a big deal." Remus said and James looked confused. "It is because-" Don't tell them about the ultimatum, they don't need to worry.

"Because it's our business and not yours." I said. Great now I sound like a petty bitch. I am but fuck this is a lot even for me. "Whatever Ranger just don't make me an uncle yet." Remus said and got up. "Diana are you?" James asked me and grabbed my hand.

"Yeah yeah I'm ok." I said and flinched away toward Remus. "Just please don't tell anyone, Mooney that's all I ask." I pleaded in a whisper as James went back to my room to change. "There she is." He said and I looked around.

"You, I have to say Ranger, I've never seen you fake being a bitch that much before so tell me why you don't want anyone to know as Prongs doesn't know either." Remus said and looked at me. "I wasn't faking." I said and he laughed, "Diana, the last person who genuinely acted like that in front of you was humiliated in front of all of Hogwarts by you." Remus said.

"I'm not going to force you to tell me but I can sense that it's important enough for you not to claim the most sought after quidditch player, other than myself anyways." Remus said and while he laughed I hugged him.

"I'm sorry, Remus." I said in his ear and he patted my arms. "It's alright, dearie. I know you love me." Remus said and then moved to make some coffee. James came out of my room wearing a white wife beater, some jeans, and a corduroy red jacket. He looked hot.

"Love, you can close your mouth now." He said and Remus pushed his hand under my jaw and lifted up.

"That's what she said."

"Ranger, I swear to merlin."
"Thanks my girl!"

"No, no, no. You were made for each other I see my mistake now." Remus said and then made a gagging noise. Sirius and Peter had come back with bagels and dounuts in their hands.

"We sent you to hogsmeade." Remus said shaking his coffee mug and Sirius paused. "No you sent us for breakfast and we went to that American city with the green statue." Sirius said and Peter came forward wearing black sunglasses and a gun holster.

"New York city was fun." Peter said marveling at the holster, thank god it wasn't a gun. "Merlin, why- how." Mooney was having more then a regular freak out at this point. "The couch. Now." James had said while trying to reassemble Remus.

"We went to this place called a bodega, there was a nice police man. Wormtail said I couldn't get his sunglasses or Gun and I said 'na-Uh' and I accioed them when the said police officer was flirting with a woman." Sirius said and My jaw hit the floor.

"Did you steal the bagels?" I asked and James stood up, "Are we eating stolen donuts?" He pointed at the food infront of us and Sirius nodded. "At least you got away because these was delicious." James added and Remus stood frozen.

"But- but the Macuza? What if they throw you into Azkaban, Padfoot?" Remus asked. "I'm an innocent man, Mooney, they won't put me to Azkaban." Sirius said with a smug face.

"Well, Ranger. Your quite and it's scaring me." Peter said and reached to poke my face. "You apparated to fucking America in pajamas with no money and came back with donuts, bagels, and a police officers gear." I said and all the boys backed away.

"Are you fucking mad? Blimey you idiots! They have technology in America where they can track shit so Macuza is gonna be on your asses and Peter." I said raising a finger. "If you eat one more glazed donut I will kill you I swear to Merlin." I said and took a breath.

"I will turn you into a rat, skin you and make you a mug cozy." I spoke and pointed my index finger at him. He whimpered and backed away. "Blimey." James said as he looked in awe and Sirius held a hand over James' chest and said, "Let's not murder, Wormtail today." And then Remus moved next to Peter, patting his shoulder.

"Peter, you've lived a good 17 years, don't fuck anything up." Remus said and patted Peter's shoulder. "Ranger I'm sure we can settle this." Peter sai putting his hands up.

"It's is 7 in the fucking morning, I'm not wearing anything other then this blanket and you ate all the illegal American fried shit?!" I screams and he gulped.

"It was delicious." Peter spoke.

"Peter no."
"Wormtail no-"
"Do you perfect lillies or roses at your funeral."

"Ahhhhh." I released my battle cry and started running. Peter ran but not nearly fast enough. I tackled him onto the floor, punching at him until he released the doughnut in his hands.

I grabbed it and walked toward my counter top, sitting on it and readjusting the blanket. "It's worth it, oh merlin." I said after I took my first bite. "Merlin Ranger." Sirius said and then walked to help up Peter with James.

"Um Diana." Remus said and patted his collarbone through his sweater and I looked and noticed mine was out. Shit. I quickly covered it and Remus moved to sit next to me, "I never knew that you and James had marking links." He spoke. "You should see his back." I said and he choked on his coffee. "I didn't need to know that, Ranger." Remus said while coughing.